HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY REAL LOVE QUOTES
If people are going to be allowed to say
“we love you” and “I love you”,
they’d better have the backbone to prove it.
Love isn’t just a word.”
C. JoyBell C.
JC
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This is What Love looks Like
Just in time for Valentine’s Day.
True Love
Not sure of the source and I believe I’ve heard this tearjerker before???!!
My Sweet husband, John, and I were married for 46 years. Each Valentine’s Day, he’d send me the most beautiful flowers containing a note with five simple words: ‘My love for you grows.’ Four children, 46 bouquets and a lifetime of love were his legacy to me when he passed away two years ago.
On my first Valentine’s Day alone, 10 months after I lost him, I was shocked to receive a gorgeaus bouquet addressed to me..from John. Angry and heartbroken, I called the florist to say there had been a mistake. The florist replied, ‘No, ma’am, it’s not a mistake. Before he passed away, your husband prepaid for many years and asked us to guarantee that you’d continue getting bouquets every Valentine’s Day.’ With my heart in my throat, I hung up the phone and read the attached card. It said, ‘My love for you is eternal.’”
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Valentine Cute Puns, Love Quotes and One Liners
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
I’m stuck on you!
What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?
Cauliflowers!
What do you call a very small Valentine?
A Valentiny!
What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day?
I’m nuts about you!
What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
“I’m sweet on you!”
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
“I find you very attractive.”
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine‘s Day?
A hug and a quiche!
What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day?
I Love Ewe!
What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
“I love you a ton!”
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
“You’re fun to hang around with.”
Valentines Day Love Quotes by Shakespeare
“When I saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew.”
William Shakespeare
They do not love that do not show their love.”
William Shakespeare
“So long as I can breathe or I can see
so long lives your love which gives life to me.”
William Shakespeare
“Love from one side hurts, but love from two sides heals.”
William Shakespeare
“Love looks not with eyes, but with the mind.”
William Shakespeare
“A friend is one who knows who you are, understands where you have
been, accepts what you have become, and still gently
allows you to grow.”
William Shakespeare
“Love is the most beautiful of dreams and the worst of nightmares.”
William Shakespeare
“Love sought is good, but given unsought, is better. “
William Shakespeare
“Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts. “
William Shakespeare
“Doubt thou the stars are fire;
Doubt that the sun doth move;
Doubt truth to be a liar;
But never doubt I love. “
William Shakespeare
“Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds. “
William Shakespeare
“They do not love that do not show their love. “
William Shakespeare
“A woman would run through fire and water for such a kind heart. “
William Shakespeare
“It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves. “
William Shakespeare
“Love is a spirit of all compact of fire. “
William Shakespeare
“Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind;
And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind”.
William Shakespeare
“My bounty is as deep as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. “
William Shakespeare
“My heart is ever at your service. “
William Shakespeare
“So they lov’d as love in twain
Had the essence but in one;
Two distinct, divisions none…”
William Shakespeare
“Such is my love, to thee I so belong,
That for thy right myself will bear all wrong. “
William Shakespeare
“When I saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew. “
William Shakespeare
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Golf Puns Fore Valentine’s Day
I’m crazy fore you
You make my heart putt-putt
Suited to a tee
We are a Par-fect couple
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Cute Valentine Jokes, Puns and One Liners
Are you in the mooood for some Utterly Ridiculous Valentine Puns?
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
A: I’m stuck on you!
A: I’m stuck on you!
Q: Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?
A: Because it’s all heart.
A: Because it’s all heart.
Q: What is a vampire’s sweetheart called?
A: His ghoul-friend.
A: His ghoul-friend.
Q: What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
A: Ughs and kisses!
A: Ughs and kisses!
Q: What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A: I find you very attractive.
A: I find you very attractive.
Q: What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
A: I love you a ton!
A: I love you a ton!
Q: What did one pickle say to the other?A: You mean a great dill to me.
Q: What do you call a very small Valentine?
A: A Valentiny!
A: A Valentiny!
Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch?
A: You turn me on.
A: You turn me on.
Q. What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine’s Day?
A. Let me call you Tweet heart!
A. Let me call you Tweet heart!
Q. What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine’s Day?A. You’re purrr-fect for me!
Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
Q: What did one snake say to the other snake?
A: Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey.
A: Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey.
Q: What is a ram’s favorite song on February 14th?
A: I only have eyes for ewe, dear
A: I only have eyes for ewe, dear
Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
A: Sure, they’re very scent-imental!
A: Sure, they’re very scent-imental!
Q: What did the cholcolate syrup say to the ice cream?
A: “I’m sweet on you!”
A: “I’m sweet on you!”
Q: What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
A; “I love you with all my art!”
A; “I love you with all my art!”
Q: What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?
A: Cauliflowers!
A: Cauliflowers!
Q: Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
A: He fell in love with a pin cushion!
A: He fell in love with a pin cushion!
This following card is probably the corniest Valentine Pun of them all!
Q: What did the pencil say to the paper?
A: I dot my i’s on you!
A: I dot my i’s on you!
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Love and Life Through a Baby’s Eyes
A YOUNG MAN’S LOVE STORY
I used to be like this…
Then I met a girl…
She was like this…
Together, we were like this…
I gave her gifts like this…
When she accepted my proposal, I was like this…
I used to talk to her all night like this…
And at the office I used to do this…
When my friends saw my girlfriend, they stared like this…
And I used to react like this…
But on Valentine’s Day,
she received a red rose from someone else like this…
And she was like this…
And I was like this…
Which later led to this
And this…
I felt like doing this…
So I started doing this…
Now, look at me…
DAMN GIRLS!!!
And now I’m back to doing this…
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Happy Valentine’s Day Gotcha ~~~~~ Pass it On
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY
GOTCHA!
I Gotcha! Because you make me quiver.
Can you say, “You’ve been Cupided?”
How many arrows can you
“deliver” today?
Please pass this on.
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PENGUIN VALENTINE GOTCHA MESSAGE
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