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Famous Quotes About Moms and Mothers

Mother’s Day is just around the corner!

She never quite leaves her children at home, even when she doesn’t take them along.  ~Margaret Culkin Banning

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts.  A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child.  ~Sophia Loren, Women and Beauty

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?  ~Milton Berle

A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.
- Tenneva Jordan

The best medicine in the world is a mother’s kiss. 
- Anonymous

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
- Mark Twain

Mama was my greatest teacher, a teacher of compassion, love and fearlessness. If love is sweet as a flower, then my mother is that sweet flower of love. 
- Stevie Wonder

Thinking About Mother’s Day

 Remember, Mother’s Day is just a few weeks away!

Mothers really are special!

Mother Baby Beautiful

MOTHER’S DAY  May 13, 2012

Best Mother’s Day Gifts

For that Special Mother in your life,

you might want to consider the following two GREAT GIFT IDEAS.

They are free

No tax

No special equipment needed,

No batteries or parts

Always arrive on time

Guaranteed to please

Extremely Personal

Shipping is free

and they a returnable

A MASSAGE

AND A HUG

Just open up your arms

And open up your hearts.

Research also shows that our skin is teeming

with nerve fibres which spring into action when we are

cuddled, hugged, massaged or gently touched.

They transmit the information back to the brain’s emotional hub,

creating feelings of pleasure.

Did you know that, if you visualise, you can actually hug on the phone? ~ Shelly Long

Where I live if someone gives you a hug it’s from the heart. ~ Steve Irwin

A hug is like a boomerang – you get it back right away. ~ Bil Keane

But remember,

a hug without a squeeze

is like apple pie without cheese.

Don’t Forget Mother’s Day

Mother’s Day Date for most  Countries 

Second Sunday in the month of May. 

United Kingdom/England: Mother’s Day is called Mothering Sunday and falls on the fourth Sunday in Lent.

HAPPY EARTH DAY

Doomsday Preppers

What type of disaster will end the World as we know it?

(Teotwawki)

Solar Flares, Climate Change, Aliens, Earthquakes, World War 111, Deadly Virus, food shortage, oil shortage, Rebellion on the 99% against the 1%, or some great Cataclysmic Event?

Regardless of the cause of Teotwawki, many ordinary citizens are preparing for Doomsday!

 They are known as ”preppers.”

OR

Teotwawki Doomers

YOYO: You’re On Your Own

Survivalists

Disateroids

Collapists  

Freeze dried specialists

 The zombie patrollers

Hoarders

NINJA: No Income, No Job or Assets

Peaknik: An adherent of Peak Oil Theory.

Fools

Even Costco has jumped on the bandwagon, delivering survival kits in handy backpacks — enough food for two weeks, knives, a hatchet, duct tape, a tent and first-aid kit.

But what do you do after 2 weeks? 

After a great deal of research and thought, I have come to the conclusion that Preppers are wasting their time. After all, what’s the point in living in a world without the internet, Facebook, Google+, TV, Pinterest, and Twitter?

If you can’t recharge your iPad, then you have nothing!

However, if you believe that you can survive the end of the world, then you might be interested in this sign:

Happy Friday the 13th

DOROTHY THOMPSON:
Fear grows in darkness; if you think there’s a bogeyman around, turn on the light.

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Everyone is entitled to a Bad Hare Day!

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HAPPY EASTER