HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012

Happy New Year With Lots of Bear Hugs

WISHING  YOU -  IN  YOUR  BUSY

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LIFESTYLE – SOME TIME FOR

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RELAXATION AND REFLECTION.

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GOOD SLEEP

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GOOD HEALTH

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& EXCERCISE

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SOMEONE TO DANCE WITH

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A BIT OF ADVENTURE

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GOOD LOOKS

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BUT MOST OF ALL…

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I WISH YOU LOTS OF BEAR

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HUGS!

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AND THE BLISS OF REAL LOVE!

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BUT WATCH OUT FOR THOSE

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BLOODY PENGUINS!

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“Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.” — Anonymous

“I’m a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser.” — Robert Paul

“New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.” — Mark Twain

Happy New Year Inspirational Message

My Wish For You in 2012

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012 ~ FUNNY RESOLUTIONS, SAYINGS, QUOTES AND IMAGES

A new oath holds pretty well; but… when it is become old, and frayed out, and damaged by a dozen annual retryings of its remains, it ceases to be serviceable; any little strain will snap it.  ~Mark Twain, speech in New York City, 31 March 1885

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MY RESOLUTIONS

I will

Spend less than one hour a day on the Internet.

This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I’m not a clock watcher.

Take time to ponder the little (important) things in my life

Try to figure out Google +

Get one of these:

Hand built in Canada,

the 1510 is a comfortable,

immersive and aesthetically unique environment

for the long hours spent in front of computer monitors.

http://www.mwelab.com/emperor-1510/gallery

See if I can really cry under water

Not worry about things I can’t control

Not read anything about the Kardashian Family

Try not to be so critical of the Republican GOP 2012 Presidential candidates

Stop trying to figure out why Donald Trump wears his hair like that

Stop asking Siri on my Apple iPhone 4s dumb questions

Not drink so much ~

Stages of getting drunk

Buy myself a Micro pig

Not weigh myself

Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day buck naked.

Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.

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Not worry so much about the Mayan and Harold Camping Predictions

about the End of the World or Judgment Day December 21, 2012

Until December…

Get a massage when I’m feeling down

Not pass on more than one email forward each day, unless they are really good

Inspirational New Year’s Quotes ~ Happy New Year

Inspirational New Year Quotes

The object of a New Year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul.
G. K. Chesterton

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man.
Benjamin Franklin

Year’s end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.
Hal Borland

The Old Year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New Year has taken possession of the clock of time. All hail the duties and possibilities of the coming twelve months!
Edward Payson Powell

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.
Oprah Winfrey

Ring out the old, ring in the new,
Ring, happy bells, across the snow:
The year is going, let him go;
Ring out the false, ring in the true.
Alfred, Lord Tennyson, 1850

For last year’s words belong to last year’s language
And next year’s words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.
T.S. Eliot, “Little Gidding”

We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year’s Day.
Edith Lovejoy Pierce

Glory to God in highest heaven,
Who unto man His Son hath given;
While angels sing with tender mirth,
A glad new year to all the earth.
Martin Luther

A happy New Year! Grant that I
May bring no tear to any eye
When this New Year in time shall end
Let it be said I’ve played the friend,
Have lived and loved and labored here,
And made of it a happy year.
Edgar Guest

We spend January 1 walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives… not looking for flaws, but for potential.
Ellen Goodman

Recipe for a Happy New Year

Recipe for a Happy New Year. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Anonymous

Take twelve fine, full-grown months; see that these are thoroughly free from old memories of bitterness, rancor and hate, cleanse them completely from every clinging spite; pick off all specks of pettiness and littleness; in short, see that these months are freed from all the past – have them fresh and clean as when they first came from the great storehouse of Time. Cut these months into thirty or thirty-one equal parts. Do not attempt to make up the whole batch at one time (so many persons spoil the entire lot this way) but prepare one day at a time.

Into each day put equal parts of faith, patience, courage, work (some people omit this ingredient and so spoil the flavor of the rest), hope, fidelity, liberality, kindness, rest (leaving this out is like leaving the oil out of the salad dressing –  don’t do it), prayer, meditation, and one well-selected resolution. Put in about one teaspoonful of good spirits, a dash of fun, a pinch of folly, a sprinkling of play, and a heaping cupful of good humor.

Happy New Year! 2012

Bridge Poem for the Holiday Season

‘Twas the night before Christmas
Two guests in our house
Were playing some bridge
With me and my spouse.
“Please tell me,” she shouted
“Why didn’t you double?
Twas plain from the start
We had them in trouble.”
“Tis futile, my Dear -
I am taking no stand.
So please stop your nagging
Let’s play the next hand.”
“Remember next time”
She said with a frown
“To double a contract
That’s sure to go down.”

So I picked up my cards
In a downtrodden state.
Then I opened one Spade
and awaited my fate.
The guy sitting South
Was like many I’ve known.
He bid and played
In a world all his own.
“Two Diamonds,” he countered
With scarcely a care.
The Ace in his hand
Gave him courage to spare.
My wife, smiling faintly
And tossing her head,
Leaned over the table,
“Double,” she said.
And North for some reason
I cannot determine
Bid two Hearts,
like preaching a sermon.
I grinned as I doubled
Enjoying the fun,
And turned round to South
To see where he would run.
But South, undistressed
Not at loss for a word
came forth with “two Spades” -
Did I hear what I heard?
The other two passed
And in sheer disbelief
I said “Double, my friend,
That’ll bring you to grief.”
South passed with a nod
His composure serene.
My wife with a flourish
Led out the Heart Queen.
I sat there and chuckled
Inside o’er their fix.
But South very calmly
Ran off his eight tricks.
He ruffed the first Heart
In his hand right away.
And then trumped a Club
On the very next play.
He crossruffed the hand
At a breathtaking pace,
‘Til I was left holding
Five Spades to the Ace.
In anguish my wife cried
“Your mind’s growing old.
You should see that Six No Trump
for us is ice-cold!”
By doubling this time
I’d committed a sin.
It just goes to prove
That you never can win.

Happy New Year!!!!

Drunk Husband….priceless

Happy New Year Wish For You – 2012 Contract

2012 Contract

After serious & cautious consideration…

your contract of friendship has been

renewed for the New Year 2012 !

It was a very hard decision to make… So try not to screw it up!

May 2012 be the best year of your life!!!

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Manigong Bagong Taon 2012 mga mensahe at mga imahe

Chúc m?ng n?m m?i 2012 tin nh?n và hình ?nh

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