Best Mother’s Day Gifts
For that Special Mother in your life,
you might want to consider the following two GREAT GIFT IDEAS.
They are free
No tax
No special equipment needed,
No batteries or parts
Always arrive on time
Guaranteed to please
Extremely Personal
Shipping is free
and they a returnable
A MASSAGE
AND A HUG
Just open up your arms
And open up your hearts.
Research also shows that our skin is teeming
with nerve fibres which spring into action when we are
cuddled, hugged, massaged or gently touched.
They transmit the information back to the brain’s emotional hub,
creating feelings of pleasure.
Did you know that, if you visualise, you can actually hug on the phone? ~ Shelly Long
Where I live if someone gives you a hug it’s from the heart. ~ Steve Irwin
A hug is like a boomerang – you get it back right away. ~ Bil Keane
But remember,
a hug without a squeeze
is like apple pie without cheese.
Don’t Forget Mother’s Day
Mother’s Day Date for most Countries
Second Sunday in the month of May.
United Kingdom/England: Mother’s Day is called Mothering Sunday and falls on the fourth Sunday in Lent.
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Kids advice about Relationships
1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
“You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.”
Alan, age 10
“No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.”
Kristen, age 10
2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
“Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.”
Camille, age 10
3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
“You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.”
Derrick, age 8
4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
“Both don’t want any more kids.”
Lori, age 8
5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
“Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.”
Lynnette, age 8
“On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.”
Martin, age 10
6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
“When they’re rich.”
Pam, age 7
“The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that.”
Curt, age 7
“The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.”
Howard, age 8
7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
“It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.”
Anita, age 9
8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?
“There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?”
Kelvin, age 8
And the #1 Favorite is
9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
“Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck .”
Ricky, age 10
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Easter Egg Hunting
Finding a Treat
Hippity hop, hippity hop,
Will the Easter Bunny stop?
Will he leave a treat behind
An Easter basket for me to find?
I’ll look over here, I’ll look over there,
I’ll look behind things, I’ll look everywhere.
I’ll look until I find my treat,
And then I’ll sit right down and eat.
Secret Easter Egg Hunting Information
Would you like to know a secret?
Well, I’ll tell you one I know:
The Easter’s Bunny’s coming,
My mama told me so.
He’ll bring a basket filled with eggs
And leave it in my yard,
And I will find it Easter morn,
If I look very hard.
I shouldn’t tell my secret,
But I think it should be shared.
You ought to know that Bunny’s coming,So you can be prepared!
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Easter Bunny Footprints
Another twist for your Easter egg hunt is to use bunny footprints to give the children clues where to look for the eggs.
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Memorable Easter Egg Hunt Story
Special Easter egg hunt. Try sprinkling talc on the wooden floor, then using the bunny footprints, they created a trail in the talcum powder.
Place carrots at strategic points, but also gnaw them to look like the rabbits had been there. One neat touch is to leave a spilt saucer of milk in the kitchen.
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Sign on bathroom door for your Easter Egg Hunt
Your Easter Egg is near now,
On this I’d like to bet
The next place that it’s hiding in
You’re bound to get a little wet.
(Egg hiding in the bath)
Hop, Hop, Hop
Hop, hop, hop,
Hop my bunny hop,
Hop along my little bunny
You look sweet and very funny
On this Easter day.
Look and see,
Where the eggs may be,
Here is on and here’s another,
Here’s a lovely one for mother.
Let us look and see,
Where the eggs may be.
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Happy Mothering Sunday March 18, 2012
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Mother’s Day (in many countries)
is Mothering Day or Mothering Sunday
in the United Kingdom
Mother’s Day Google doodle.Google celebrates Mother’s Day with a doodle that depicts the childish scrawls that many Mother’s will wake up to on Mothering Sunday.
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My Mother taught me about ‘anticipation.’“Just wait until your father gets home.”
- My Mother taught me to ‘meet a challenge.’
“What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don’t talk back to me!” - My Mother taught me ‘logic.’
- “If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.”
- You spend a half hour searching for your sunglasses only to have your teenager say, “Mom, why don’t you wear the ones you pushed up on your head?”
- You hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you start to gently sway back and forth, back and forth. However, your children are at school!
- My mother taught me about ‘hypocrisy.’
“If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!” - My mother taught me the ‘circle of Life.’
“I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.” - My mother taught me about ‘behavior modification.’
“Stop acting like your father!” - For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.
One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.
The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, “Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?”
Tommy burst into tears and confessed, “I think Mommy ate it!” - Mother to daughter advice:
Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend. - The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she’d have children if she had it to do over again. “Yes,” she replied. “But not the same ones.”
Enjoy the Simnel Cake
The cake is made with 11 balls of marzipan icing on top representing the 11 disciples. (Judas is not included.) Traditionally, sugar violets would also be added.
Why Simnel?
The name Simnel probably comes from the Latin word similawhich means a fine wheat flour usually used for baking a cake.
There’s a legend that a man called Simon and his wife Nell argued over whether the cake for Mothering Sunday should be baked or boiled. In the end they did both, so the cake was named after both of them: SIM-NELL.
The Simnel Cake signifies the end of Lent which is a period of fasting and repentance culminating in a feast of seasonal and symbolic foods. The Simnel Cake recipe is rich with fruits, spices and marzipan
Mother’s Love
Her love is like
an island in life’s ocean,
vast and wide
A peaceful, quiet shelter
From the wind, the rain, the tide.
‘Tis bound on the north by Hope,
By Patience on the West,
By tender Counsel on the South
And on the East by Rest.
Above it like a beacon light
Shine Faith, and Truth, and Prayer;
And thro’ the changing scenes of life
I find a haven there.
Author Unknown
Great gift for Mom on Mother’s Day
Enjoy an Ice Cream Sundae with Mom
Last year the Google Doodle image honored the 119th birthday of the first ice cream sundae.
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Justin Bieber named most searched person on internet ~ Why??
Justin Bieber was named the most searched person on internet search engine Bing earlier this year, edging out reality TV star Kim Kardashian and “Friends” actress Jennifer Aniston.
Why? Because he is
Unpunkable
Apparently, Justin Bieber did a great job recently as host of Punk’d
JUST A MATTER OF TIME
Many of the searches are:
Who is Justin Bieber?
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Well whoever he is,
he just bought a $11 million mansion in the Hollywood Hills.
He plans to call it his
BIEBERPAD.
Other suggestions are
Bieber Nest
Bieber Home
Bieber Lodge
and his new pool is nick named the Bieber Pond!
Not sure why?
Bieber was the only male to feature in the top 10 list, as Kardashian fell from last year’s No. 1 position and Aniston moved from last year’s No. 9 position to No. 3 this year, with her rising profile attributed to a burgeoning film career and highly-publicised private life.
Actresses Lindsay Lohan and Megan Fox and singers Jennifer Lopez, Britney Spears, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga and Miley Cyrus rounded out most searched names.
Last year, Kim K held the #1 spot…and the Biebs was all the way down at #6!
He’s improved this year as a result of hype surrounding his new projects, including an Xmas Album and partly because of all that continuing Bieber baby fiasco (fiasco means an absolute, abject or utterly humiliating failure.)
Bieber baby saga continues: ex-boyfriend wants a DNA test (Update: Powell has been arrested … that’s x-boyfriend Robbie Powell who now says he’s ‘positive’ HE is the father of her baby.)
Who is Justin Bieber?
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Everybody on the planet should realize that Justin Bieber is the Canadian-born, platinum-selling, swaggering 17-year-old with a baby face. He has visited the White House and met the Obamas; not only been the musical guest on Saturday Night Live but mugged in skits with Tina Fey; experienced the Midas touch that is an appearance on Oprah and…
From Wikipedia:
Bieber has been nominated and awarded numerous accolades, winning Artist of the Year at the 2010 American Music Awards, and being nominated for Best New Artist and Best Pop Vocal Album at the 53rd Grammy Awards.
Bieber is often featured in teen magazines such as Tiger Beat,[16] and has been labeled as a “teen hearthrob”.[73] Bieber has released a collection of nail varnishes to raise awareness for charity.[74] Wax statues of Bieber are on display at Madame Tussauds wax museums in New York, Amsterdam and London.[75] His change of hairstyle in 2010, and the consequent alterations to Bieber products, led to it being called ‘the most expensive musical haircut of all time;[76] one company spent $100,000 to fix its dolls for the 2011 Christmas season.[77]
Bieber is considered a teen idol.
The real reason why Justin Bieber is so popular is…
It all adds up to what one record exec describes as a
schoolgirl crush on a massive scale.
Just Purrrfect
If I had the internet, I would have searched for Justin too. ~ Marilyn Monroe
What a guy!
WONDER BOY
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Best Easter Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ether
Ether who?
Ether bunny.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juan
Juan who?
Juan more ether bunny.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stella
Stella who?
Stella nother ether bunny.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin other Ether Bunny.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Samoa
Samoa who?
Samoa Ether Bunnies.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beryl
Beryl who?
Beryl of ether bunnies.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey
Dewey who?
Dewey have to listen to any more ether bunny jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Consumption.
Consumption who?
Consumption be done about all these ether bunnies?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo “beep, beep”…run over all the ether bunnies.
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry–all the Ether bunnies will be back again next year!”
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How to Catch a Leprechaun
A leprechaun (Irish: leipreachán) is a type of fairy in Irish Folklore, usually taking the form of an old man, clad in a red or green coat, who enjoys partaking in mischief.
According to popular belief, a leprechaun possesses a treasure (usually a pot of gold) which a human may obtain if he succeeds in capturing one, which is extremely difficult.
Some say they bury it in secret places only Leprechauns can reach; others say they hide it at the end of the rainbow. One thing is for sure though, if you catch a Leprechaun he will lead you to his pot of gold and give it to you as a bribe to let him go.
Even after capture, a person may not take his eyes off of him for an instant, for then he will vanish.
Leprechaun Trap
You can build a Leprechaun Trap out of almost anything. You could use a net or a box but remember to colour the trap with green and red.
The best bait for a leprechaun is a gold coin and a little Poitin or Poteen. I just colour little stones with gold paint. Leprechauns love a wee sip of the hard stuff – poteen! Poitn is brewed from potatoes (an Irish favourite) or barley and it ranges between 90 – 100% proof! So be sure you don’t take the offer of a drink from a leprechaun if you do catch a leprechaun or you’ll wake up with a sore head and no gold!
The very best place to place your trap is at the end of a Rainbow in Ireland.
Leprechaun Jokes and One Liners
A ventriloquist with a Leprechaun as his dummy is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands up : “You’re making’ out we’re all dumb and stupid. I oughtta punch you in the nose.”
“I’m sorry sir, I…”
“Not you,” says the Irishman, “I’m talking to that little fella on your knee.”
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Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they’re always a
little short.
Q: Why do leprechauns have pots o’gold?
A: They like to “go” first class!
Q: Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato?
A:To keep from falling in the stew!
Q: Do leprechauns make good secretaries?
A:Sure, they’re great at shorthand!
Q: How did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of gold?
A:He took a shortcut!
Q: What do leprechauns love to barbecue?
A:Short ribs!
Q: Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with?
A:Because they’re very short-tempered!
Leprechaun Poems
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Leprechaun Stew
Leprechaun stew, Leprechaun stew,
If I don’t get some,
I don’t know what I’ll do.
Give away my pot of gold
Give away my shoe.
But don’t give away my Leprechaun Stew
I’m a Little Leprechaun
I’m a little leprechaun
Dressed in green,
The tiniest man
That you have seen.
If you ever catch me, so it’s told,
I’ll give you my big pot of gold.
To Be A Real Leprechaun
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Happy Easter Bunny
With Easter arriving soon, a little information about an important part of the tradition:
The Easter Bunny
The Easter Bunny (or Easter Hare) is a mythical character seen as an anthropomorphic rabbit. It is believed that Easter bunny brings baskets filled with colored eggs, candy and toys to the homes of children on the night before Easter. According to the tradition, Easter eggs are hidden by the Easter bunny. Easter bunny is an Easter symbol which derives its origin from Alsace and southwestern Germany, where it was mentioned in German writings in the 1600s. The first edible Easter Bunnies were made in Germany during the early 1800s from pastry and sugar. Foil wrapped beautiful chocolate Easter bunny is the most important aspect regarding Easter day as it is very similar in trait to its Christmas counterpart Santa Claus as both of them bring gifts for good children on the night before their respective holiday.
For an interesting post about what the Easter Bunny Taught Me, click the following:
http://www.e-forwards.com/2011/03/what-the-easter-bunny-taught-me/
