Grandparents are funny!
“Grandparents are a delightful blend of laughter,
caring deeds, wonderful stories and love.”
The idea that no one is perfect is a view
most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.
- Grandparents are a family’s greatest treasure, the founders of a loving legacy, The greatest storytellers, the keepers of traditions that linger on in cherished memory. Grandparents are the family’s strong foundation. Their very special love sets them apart. Through happiness and sorrow, through their special love and caring, grandparents keep a family close at heart. ~author unknown
- Surely, two of the most satisfying experiences in life must be those of being a grandchild or a grandparent. ~Donald A. Norberg
Grandparents bring about a side that you probably wish that’s how your parents dealt with you while you were a child. Abundance of indulgence and unwavering love. ~ author unknown
- Even young grandparents seem enormously old to a small child, although the child may politely deny it. One small girl, feeling proud of reaching the monumental age of four, turned to her young-looking grandmother and asked, “How come I’m so old if you’re so new?” ~Alison Judson Ryerson
- What is it about grandparents that is so lovely? I’d like to say that grandparents are God’s gifts to children. And if they can but see, hear and feel what these people have to give, they can mature at a fast rate. ~Bill Cosby
- Grandparents are similar to a piece of string – handy to have around and easily wrapped around the fingers of their grandchildren. ~Author Unknown
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These are my WISHES FOR MY MOM ON MOTHER’S DAY
I LOVE YOU MOM.
THESE ARE MY WISHES FOR YOU ON MOTHER’S DAY
AND EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR!
The best medicine in the world is a mother’s kiss.
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
- Mark Twain
My mom is a never-ending song in my heart of comfort, happiness, and being. I may sometimes forget the words but I always remember the tune. - UNKNOWN
You never appreciate all of the things your mother did for you until you find yourself doing the same things for your kids.
- Linda Poindexter
Do you believe in miracles? I do, because having you in my life certainly seems like a miracle every single day. I love you mom. Unknown
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Don’t Forget Mother’s Day!!!
MOTHER’S DAY May 12, 2013
Mother’s Day is a very special day for honoring Mothers around the world. Mother’s Day holds great significance for all of us.
Mother’s Day / Mothering Sunday Date UK:
2013 – March 10
Inspirational Mommy Quotes
- “When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child.” – Sophia Loren
- “Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother.” - Lin Yutang
- “A mother is she who can take the place of all others but whose place no one else can take.” - Cardinal Mermillod
- “A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.” - Tenneva Jordan
- “To a child’s ear, “mother” is magic in any language.” - Arlene Benedict
- “There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one” - Jill Churchill
- “To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power.” - Maya Angelou
- “A mother’s heart is the child’s classroom.” - Henry Ward Beecher
- “You don’t really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around – and why his parents will always wave back.” - William D. Tammeus
- “Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother.” - Oprah Winfrey
- “Some are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same; and most mothers kiss and scold together.” - Pearl S. Buck
- “Mama was my greatest teacher, a teacher of compassion, love and fearlessness. If love is sweet as a flower, then my mother is that sweet flower of love.” - Stevie Wonder
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Mother’s Day is annually held on the second Sunday of May.
It celebrates motherhood and it is a time to appreciate mothers and mother figures. Many people give gifts, cards, flowers, candy, a meal in a restaurant or other treats to their mother and mother figures, including grandmothers, great-grandmothers, stepmothers, and foster mothers.
Happy Mother’s Day 2013
Mothers hold their children’s hands for a short while, but their hearts forever.
Happy Mother’s Day Quotes, Messages, Sayings & Poems
Mother’s Day is a celebration honoring mothers and motherhood, maternal bonds, and the influence of mothers in society. It is celebrated on various days in many parts of the world, most commonly in March, April or May.
Happy Mother’s Day 2013 Inspiration Quotes & Messages
It takes some one really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child and someone special to love someone more than herself.
A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. ~Tenneva Jordan
Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. ~Marion C. Garretty, quoted in A Little Spoonful of Chicken Soup for the Mother’s Soul
Hundreds of dewdrops to greet the dawn,
Hundreds of bees in the purple clover,
Hundreds of butterflies on the lawn,
But only one mother the wide world over.
Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs… since the payment is pure love. ~Mildred B. Vermont
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I love walking with Grandma!
Grandmother you are like a patchwork quilt
So cozy and warm.
Just the smell of coffee
Reminds me of your wisdom and charm.
I know I can always come to you
When lost or alone.
For you always comfort me
And make me feel at home.
You are the silver lining of a cloudy day.
And I know whom can trust
when clouds blow my way.
Grandmother, your hugs and kisses
Will be stored in my heart each day.
Ever since the day I was born.
You have nurtured me with love and kindness.
You have been someone I can believe in,
And someone I can depend upon.
In this world I am just staring to understand.
And it’s important to me that you know
How grateful that I am,
For all that you give to me,
For all that you teach me,
And for the strength I will always have,
Because of you, grandma.
WHAT ARE GRANDMAS FOR?
Grandmas are for stories
about things of long ago.
Grandmas are for caring
about all the things you know…
Grandmas are for rocking you
and singing you to sleep,
Grandmas are for giving you
nice memories to keep…
Grandmas are for knowing
all the things you’re dreaming of…
But, most importantly of all,
grandmas are for love.
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You Were There…
an inspirational poem for Mother’s Day
You were there when we took our first steps,
And went unsteadily across the floor.
You pushed and prodded: encouraged and guided,
Until our steps took us out the door…
You worry now “Are they ok?”
Is there more you could have done?
As we walk the paths of our unknown
You wonder “Where have my children gone?”
Where we are is where you have led us,
With your special love you showed us a way,
To believe in ourselves and the decisions we make.
Taking on the challenge of life day-to-day.
And where we go you can be sure,
In spirit you shall never be alone.
For where you are is what matters most to us,
Because to us that will always be home…
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Mom is Wow
~ Mother’s Day Reflection
When is Mother’s Day 2013?
Mother’s Day is a celebration honoring mothers and motherhood, maternal bonds, and the influence of mothers in society. It is celebrated on various days in many parts of the world, most commonly in March, April or May. It complements Father’s Day, a similar celebration honoring fathers.
Mother’s Day is an American invention. It is not directly descended from the many celebrations of mothers and motherhood that have occurred throughout the world over thousands of years, such as the Greek cult to Cybele, the Roman festival of Hilaria, or the ChristianMothering Sunday celebration. Despite this, in some countries Mother’s Day has become synonymous with these older traditions. ~ wikipedia
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If you send this to just one person,
it should make it all the way around in time for
Sunday, May 12 Mother’s Day 2013
This is for all the mothers who froze their buns off on metal bleachers at football games Friday night instead of watching from cars, so that when their kids asked, “Did you see me?” they could say, “Of course, I wouldn’t have missed it for the world,” and mean it.
This is for all the mothers who have sat up all night with sick toddlers in their arms, wiping up barf laced with Oscar Mayer wieners and cherry Kool-Aid saying, “It’s OK honey, Mommy’s here.”
This is for all the mothers of war torn countries who fled in the night and can’t find their children.
This is for the mothers who gave birth to babies they’ll never see.
And the mothers who took those babies and gave them homes.
For all the mothers of the victims of recent shootings, and the mothers of the murderers.
For the mothers of the survivors, and the mothers who sat in front of their TVs in horror, hugging their child who just came home from school, safely.
For all the mothers who run carpools and make cookies and sew Halloween costumes.
What makes a good Mother anyway?
Is it patience?
The ability to nurse a baby, cook dinner, and sew a button on a shirt, all at the same time?
Or is it heart?
Is it the ache you feel when you watch your son or daughter disappear down the street, walking to school alone for the very first time?
The jolt that takes you from sleep to dread, from bed to crib at 2 A.M. to put your hand on the back of a sleeping baby?
The need to flee from wherever you are and hug your child when you hear news of a school shooting, a fire, a car accident, a baby dying?
So this is for all the mothers who sat down with their children and explained all about making babies.
And for all the mothers who wanted to but just couldn’t.
This is for reading “Goodnight, Moon” twice a night for a year. And then reading it again. “Just one more time.”
This is for all the mothers who yell at their kids in the grocery store and swat them in despair and stomp their feet like a tired 2-year old who wants ice cream before dinner.
This is for all the mothers who taught their children to tie their shoelaces before they started school. And for all the mothers who opted for Velcro instead.
For all the mothers who bite their lips sometimes until they bleed – when their 14 year olds dye their hair green.
Who lock themselves in the bathroom when babies keep crying and won’t stop.
This is for all the mothers who show up at work with spit-up in their hair and milk stains on their blouses and diapers in their purse.
This is for all the mothers who teach their sons to cook and their daughters to sink a jump shot.
This is for all mothers whose heads turn automatically when a little voice calls “Mom?” in a crowd, even though they know their own off spring are at home.
This is for mothers who put pinwheels and teddy bears on their children’s graves.
This is for mothers whose children have gone astray, who can’t find the words to reach them.
This is for all the mothers who sent their sons to school with stomachaches, assuring them they’d be just FINE once they got there, only to get calls from the school nurse an hour later asking them to please pick them up. Right away.
This is for young mothers stumbling through diaper changes and sleep deprivation.
And mature mothers learning to let go.
For working mothers and stay-at-home mothers.
Single mothers and married mothers.
Mothers with money, mothers without.
This is for you all.
So hang in there.
Please pass along to all the moms in your life.
“Home is what catches you when you fall – and we all fall.”
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Once upon a time there was a Perfect Man and a Perfect woman.
After a perfect courtship they had a perfect wedding.
Their life together was, of course, perfect.
Just before Easter there was a freak snow storm. They were driving their
perfect car along a winding road
when they noticed someone on the side of the road in distress.
Being the perfect couple they stopped to help.
To their surprise, there stood The Easter Bunny with his huge basket of eggs.
Not wanting to disappoint any children,
the perfect couple loaded The Easter Bunny and his eggs into their car.
Unfortunately, the storm got worse
and the perfect couple and The Easter Bunny were in an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor?
The perfect woman survived the crash.
She’s the only one who existed in the first place.
Everyone knows that the Easter Bunny isn’t real
and there has never been a Perfect Husband.
Women stop reading now.
Men continue reading below.
So, if there was no Perfect Man and no Easter Bunny,
the woman must have been driving!
This explains why there was a car accident.
Men, continue reading below.
By the way, if you’re a woman and you are still reading,
this illustrates another point.
Some women never listen or follow directions!
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March 20 is National Proposal Day
and the First Day of Spring.
John Michael O’Loughlin invented the holiday after his cousin’s boyfriend failed to pop the question after years of dating He chose the date when “day and night are of equal length worldwide, symbolizing the equal efforts of the two required to comprise the successful marriage.”
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