LOVE

Grandchildren, Grandparents and Valentine’s Day

Two Great Gifts For Valentine’s Day

For that Special Valentine in your life,

you might want to consider the following two GREAT GIFT IDEAS.

They are free

No tax

No special equipment needed,

No batteries or parts

Always arrive on time

Guaranteed to please

Extremely Personal

Shipping is free

and they are returnable

A MASSAGE

AND A HUG

Just open up your arms

And open up your hearts.

Research shows that our skin is teeming

with nerve fibres which spring into action when we are

cuddled, hugged, massaged or gently touched. 

They transmit the information back to the brain’s emotional hub,

creating feelings of pleasure.

Did you know that, if you visualise, you can actually hug on the phone? ~ Shelly Long

Where I live if someone gives you a hug it’s from the heart. ~ Steve Irwin

A hug is like a boomerang – you get it back right away. ~ Bil Keane

But remember,

a hug without a squeeze

is like apple pie without cheese.

Happy Valentine’s Day

Valentine Puns

ON VALENTINE’S DAY

MANY PEOPLE TAKE HEART

Volcano

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I lava you!

Devil

You’re hot, I love you.

You lucky devil.

Dinosaur

You are dino-mite

Don’t let our love become extinct.

Golf, Tees

I’m crazy fore you

You make my heart putt-putt

Suited to a tee

We are a Par-fect couple

Cupid

 All-I-Gator say is I love you 

I’m wild about you 

Snappy Valentine’s Day

I’d snap at a chance to be your valentine

Angel Food Cake

Thanks for being an angel—you take the cake

You’re the right catch 

You are my All Star

We’ll have a ball together

You batter believe that I love you

We’ve really hit it off

You stole my heart

With you as my valentine, I’ll never have to play the field

Every time I’m near you I get all choked-up

Nuts

I’m nuts about you

Here’s to all the nutty things we’ve done

Popcorn

Popping in to say Happy Valentine’s Day 

Don’t mean to be corny, but will you be mine?  

You are pop!-pop!-popular 

I’m e-kernel-ly yours

TEA

You are pre-tea cute 

Love is brewing 

You are tea-riffic 

Love you to eterni-tea 

You suit me to a tea

TIME

The time we spend together is priceless 

Time stands still when I’m with you 

I’ll love you ‘til the end of time

I love you big time 

TRAIN

I choo-choo-choose you

What are you a-freight of? Please be my valentine!

We are on the right track

Our love will never de-rail

You steam roll me over

You are on the ex-press track to my heart

Our love will never need re-training

Yoda one for me

More Animal Valentine Puns and One liners

Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
A: Sure, they’re very scent-imental.

Q: What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
A: “I love you a ton!”

Q: What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
A: “You’re fun to hang around with.”

Q: Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
A: He fell in love with a pincushion.

Happy Valentine’s Day

Valentine Riddle

Read see how me

Down will I love

And you love you

Up and you if

Puppy Love

Why do fools fall in love?
Because they want to fool around!

Q. What did the boy bee say to the girl bee on Valentine’s Day?
A. You are bee- utiful!  Will you bee mine?
Q. What did the girl bee say to the boy bee on Valentine’s Day?
A.  I love beeing with you, Honey!

Valentine's Fool!

Have a Happy and Foolish Valentine’s Day!

DON’T FORGET VALENTINE’S DAY ~ FEBRUARY 14

HOW DO I LOVE YOU? LET ME COUNT THE CALORIES

THE CHICKEN WING CUPCAKE

A Curler’s Valentine Message

Golfer’s Valentine Message

Humorous and Inspirational Quotes and Sayings About Valentine’s Day and Love

Please be my Valentine!

Valentine’s Day is a time when we search out romantic quotes and sayings about love for a Valentine’s Day card.

Many prefer a humorous love quote or a funny Valentine’s Day saying.

Here are just a few:

“I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.” ~Unknown

“Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.” ~Unknown

“I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.” ~Tracy Smith

• “Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.” ~ Robert Frost

• “Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.” ~ Robert Heinlin

• “If you ever think of me out of the blue, just remember it’s all the kisses I’ve blown in the air finally catching up with you.” ~ Unknown

• “At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.” ~ Plato

• “Life’s greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved.” ~ Victor Hugo

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• “Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand.” ~ Unknown

• “I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.” ~ Mother Teresa

• “Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.” ~ Franklin P. Jone

• “Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.” ~ Lord Byron

• “When you’re in love with someone, it inspires you and gives you hope. You have faith that even if you can’t be with them on earth, that if God wills, you will be with them one day in heaven.” ~ Unknown

• “Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.” ~ Henry Louis Mencken

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• “The hottest love has the coldest end.” ~ Socrates
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• “Immature love says, ‘ love you because I need you.’ Mature love says, ‘I need you because I love you.’” ~ Erich Fromm
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• “Lord, grant that I might not so much seek to be loved as to love.” ~ St. Francis of Assisi
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• “You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.” ~ Henny Youngman
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• “Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don’t know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of withering, of tarnishing.” ~ Anais Nin
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• “A life without love is like a year without summer.” ~ Sweedish Proverb
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• “The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.” ~ Helen Keller

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