Best Mother’s Day Gifts
For that Special Mother in your life,
you might want to consider the following two GREAT GIFT IDEAS.
They are free
No tax
No special equipment needed,
No batteries or parts
Always arrive on time
Guaranteed to please
Extremely Personal
Shipping is free
and they a returnable
A MASSAGE
AND A HUG
Just open up your arms
And open up your hearts.
Research also shows that our skin is teeming
with nerve fibres which spring into action when we are
cuddled, hugged, massaged or gently touched.
They transmit the information back to the brain’s emotional hub,
creating feelings of pleasure.
Did you know that, if you visualise, you can actually hug on the phone? ~ Shelly Long
Where I live if someone gives you a hug it’s from the heart. ~ Steve Irwin
A hug is like a boomerang – you get it back right away. ~ Bil Keane
But remember,
a hug without a squeeze
is like apple pie without cheese.
Don’t Forget Mother’s Day
Mother’s Day Date for most Countries
Second Sunday in the month of May.
United Kingdom/England: Mother’s Day is called Mothering Sunday and falls on the fourth Sunday in Lent.
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Happy Mothering Sunday March 18, 2012
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Mother’s Day (in many countries)
is Mothering Day or Mothering Sunday
in the United Kingdom
Mother’s Day Google doodle.Google celebrates Mother’s Day with a doodle that depicts the childish scrawls that many Mother’s will wake up to on Mothering Sunday.
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My Mother taught me about ‘anticipation.’“Just wait until your father gets home.”
- My Mother taught me to ‘meet a challenge.’
“What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don’t talk back to me!” - My Mother taught me ‘logic.’
- “If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.”
- You spend a half hour searching for your sunglasses only to have your teenager say, “Mom, why don’t you wear the ones you pushed up on your head?”
- You hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you start to gently sway back and forth, back and forth. However, your children are at school!
- My mother taught me about ‘hypocrisy.’
“If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!” - My mother taught me the ‘circle of Life.’
“I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.” - My mother taught me about ‘behavior modification.’
“Stop acting like your father!” - For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.
One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.
The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, “Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?”
Tommy burst into tears and confessed, “I think Mommy ate it!” - Mother to daughter advice:
Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend. - The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she’d have children if she had it to do over again. “Yes,” she replied. “But not the same ones.”

Enjoy the Simnel Cake
The cake is made with 11 balls of marzipan icing on top representing the 11 disciples. (Judas is not included.) Traditionally, sugar violets would also be added.
Why Simnel?
The name Simnel probably comes from the Latin word similawhich means a fine wheat flour usually used for baking a cake.
There’s a legend that a man called Simon and his wife Nell argued over whether the cake for Mothering Sunday should be baked or boiled. In the end they did both, so the cake was named after both of them: SIM-NELL.
The Simnel Cake signifies the end of Lent which is a period of fasting and repentance culminating in a feast of seasonal and symbolic foods. The Simnel Cake recipe is rich with fruits, spices and marzipan
Mother’s Love
Her love is like
an island in life’s ocean,
vast and wide
A peaceful, quiet shelter
From the wind, the rain, the tide.
‘Tis bound on the north by Hope,
By Patience on the West,
By tender Counsel on the South
And on the East by Rest.
Above it like a beacon light
Shine Faith, and Truth, and Prayer;
And thro’ the changing scenes of life
I find a haven there.
Author Unknown
Great gift for Mom on Mother’s Day
Enjoy an Ice Cream Sundae with Mom
Last year the Google Doodle image honored the 119th birthday of the first ice cream sundae.
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When is Mother’s Day? May 13, 2012
Don’t forget this day!!!
MOTHER’S DAY May 13, 2012
Canada, USA
Mother’s Day is a very special day for honoring Mothers around the world. Mother’s Day holds great significance for all of us.
Mother’s Day / Mothering Sunday Date UK:
2012 – March 18

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