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		<title>Hangover Cures</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jan 2012 11:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[** “The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year&#8217;s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you&#8217;re married to.” P.J. O&#8217;Rourke * On New Year&#8217;s Eve I always look forward to the next 12 months with hope for a prosperous and happy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Bad Dream on New Year&#8217;s Eve</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2011 06:02:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Leroy&#8217;s wife was taking an afternoon nap on New Year&#8217;s Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Leroy, &#8216;I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year&#8217;s present. What do you think it all means?&#8217; &#8216;Aha, you&#8217;ll know tonight,&#8217; answered Leroy smiling broadly. At midnight , [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy New Year Wish For You &#8211; 2012 Contract</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Dec 2011 08:55:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[2012 Contract After serious &#38; cautious consideration&#8230; your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2012 ! &#160; It was a very hard decision to make&#8230; So try not to screw it up! My Wish for You in 2012 May peace break into your home and may thieves come to  steal your debts. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ode To The New Year ~ Christmas Diet Fail</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 07:04:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8216;Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. The cookies I&#8217;d nibbled, the eggnog I&#8217;d taste At the holiday parties had gone to my waist. When I got on the scales there arose such a number! When I walked to the store (less a walk [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Years Resolution 2012 &#8211; More Exercise and Walking</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2011 13:32:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.&#8221; &#8212; Anonymous * Why I won&#8217;t be walking for Exercise in 2012 Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Depressed Man</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 23:02:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, “Come on man, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HAPPY NEW YEAR!</title>
		<link>http://www.e-forwards.com/2009/12/happy-new-year-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 20:19:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re moving closer &#38; closer to the New Year ”¦”¦”¦”¦”¦”¦”¦”¦”¦”¦ STOP! ”¦. not too fast ”¦”¦”¦”¦”¦ . or maybe like this ? ”¦”¦”¦”¦”¦”¦”¦. For all of us, big and small, time flew by ”¦”¦”¦”¦”¦. and sometimes we wish ”¦”¦”¦”¦”¦”¦”¦. we have more of it. This week we will little work hard ”¦”¦”¦”¦”¦”¦.. alot ”¦”¦”¦”¦”¦”¦.. yes. Sometimes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS FOR NERDS</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 20:06:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[16. I resolve&#8230; I resolve to&#8230; I resolve to, uh&#8230; I resolve to, uh, get my, er&#8230; I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too! 15. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning&#8230; 4:30 is much more practical. 14. When I hear a funny joke I will not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A prayer for the Golden Years</title>
		<link>http://www.e-forwards.com/2009/12/395/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 17:31:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, The good fortune to run into the ones that I do, And the eyesight to tell the difference.]]></description>
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		<title>How to Quit Smoking</title>
		<link>http://www.e-forwards.com/2009/12/392/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 17:27:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How to Quit Smoking Peter, at a New Year&#8217;s party, turns to his friend, Ken, and asks for a cigarette. &#8216;I thought you made a New Year&#8217;s resolution to quit smoking,&#8217; Ken responds. &#8216;I&#8217;m in the process of quitting,&#8217; replies Peter with a grin. &#8216;Right now, I am in the middle of phase one.&#8217; &#8216;Phase [...]]]></description>
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