St. Patrick’s Day Jokes and Humor

My Wild Irish Rose Lyrics

 

If you’ll listen, I’ll sing you a sweet little song,
Of a flower that’s now drooped and dead,
Yet dearer to me, yes, than all of its mates,
Tho’ each holds aloft its proud head.
‘Twas given to me by a girl that I know,
Since we’ve met, faith, I’ve known no repose,
She is dearer by far than the world’s brightest star,
And I call her my wild Irish Rose.
My wild Irish Rose,
The sweetest flow’r that grows,
You may search ev’rywhere,
But none can compare
With my wild Irish Rose.
My wild Irish Rose,
The dearest flow’r that grows,
And some day for my sake,
She may let me take
The bloom from my wild Irish Rose.

They may sing of their roses which, by other names,
Would smell just as sweetly, they say,
But I know that my Rose would never consent
To have that sweet name taken away.
Her glances are shy when e’er I pass by
The bower, where my true love grows;
And my one wish has been that some day I may win
The heart of my wild Irish Rose.
My wild Irish Rose,
The sweetest flow’r that grows,
You may search ev’rywhere,
But none can compare
With my wild Irish Rose.
My wild Irish Rose,
The dearest flow’r that grows,
And some day for my sake,
She may let me take
The bloom from my wild Irish Rose.

The lyrics and music to My Wild Irish Rose were written by Chauncey Olcott

for his production of A Romance of Athlone.

The music was published in 1899

HAPPY

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Happy St. Patrick’s Day Cute Quotes and Blessings

Anyone acquainted with Ireland knows

that the morning of St. Patrick’s Day

consists of the night of the seventeenth

of March flavored strongly with

the morning of the eighteenth.  ~Author Unknown


For each petal on the shamrock
This brings a wish your way -
Good health, good luck, and happiness
For today and every day.
~Author Unknown



May your blessings outnumber
The shamrocks that grow,
And may trouble avoid you
Wherever you go.
~Irish Blessing


 

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Funny and Delightful Irish Quotes

Happy


  • I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing I ever do with it.  It is never of any use to oneself – Oscar Wilde
  • He who can does. He who cannot, teaches – George Bernard Shaw
  • Alcohol is a very necessary article.  It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning – George Bernard Shaw
  • Work is the curse of the drinking classes – Oscar Wilde
  • [Dancing is] a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire – George Bernard Shaw
  • A man travels the world in search of what he needs and returns home to find it – George Moore
  • There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about – Oscar Wilde
  • In Ireland the inevitable never happens and the unexpected constantly occurs – John Pentland Mahaffy

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Irish Humor – Phelan and his Daughter’s Date

Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of the girl’s house night after night, much to the annoyance of old man Phelan. One night he couldn’t take any more. Standing at the top of the stairs, he yelled down, “What’s that young fella doin’ here all hours of the night?”

“Why, Dad, ” said Frances, “Michael was just telling me everything that’s in his heart!”

“Well, next time, ” roared Phelan, “just let him tell you what’s in his head, and it won’t take half as long!”


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Fields Of Shamrocks ~ Happy St. Patrick’s Day

Ahh Saint Patrick’s Day.

You may or may not believe in Leprechauns,

fields of shamrocks,

 that pots of gold are hidden at the ends of rainbows,

 

or that wearing green is lucky.

But you should believe that there is no shortage of Irish spirit for St. Patty’s Day

~ the liquid Spirit that is!

St. Patrick’s Day brings sloshing mugs of green beer,

great music and parties that last into the wee hours of the morning.

The festivities only come around once a year and are not to be missed.

But be careful that you don’t over indulge!

One of the reason’s  St. Patrick’s Day is so popular is that

it takes place just a few days before the first day of spring.

Therefore making it the first green of spring.

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St. Patrick’s Day Verses, Poems, Toasts and Blessings

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Irish Sayings

Leprechauns, castles, good luck and laughter.
Lullabies, dreams and love ever after.
A thousand welcomes when anyone comes…
That’s the Irish for You!

Irish Toasts

May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light, may good luck pursue you each morning and night.

May the roof above us never fall in, and may we friends gathered below never fall out.

A trout in the pot is better than a salmon in the sea.

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction.

A friend’s eye is a good mirror.

May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live.

He who loses money, loses much; He who loses a friend, loses more; He who loses faith, loses all.

May the Lord keep you in His hand and never close His fist too tight.

May your neighbors respect you, trouble neglect you, the angels protect you, and heaven accept you.

May the sound of happy music, and the lilt of Irish laughter, fill your heart with gladness, that stays forever after.

May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty. And our ale never turn musty.

St. Patrick’s Day is an enchanted time — a day to begin transforming winter’s dreams into summer’s magic.

“Maybe it’s bred in the bone, but the sound of pipes is a little bit of heaven to some of us.” ~ Nancy O’Keefe

“There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting.” ~ John Millington Synge

 

When Irish eyes are smiling

    When Irish eyes are smiling
    Sure it’s like a morning spring.
    In the lilt of Irish laughter,
    You can hear the angels sing.
    When Irish hearts are happy,
    All the world seems bright and gay.
    And when Irish eyes are smiling,
    Sure, they steal your heart away.

Irish Blessings

May you live to be a hundred years,
With one extra year to repent.

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    May the road rise up to meet you,
    may the wind be always at your back,
    May the sun shine warm upon your face,
    and the rain fall soft upon your fields,
    and until we meet again,
    May God hold you in the palm of His hand.
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      May your thoughts be as glad as the shamrocks,
      May your heart be as light as a song,
      May each day bring you bright, happy hours,
      That stay with you all the year long.
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      May the Irish hills caress you.
      May her lakes and rivers bless you.
      May the luck of the Irish enfold you.
      May the blessings of Saint Patrick behold you.
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May you have: A world of wishes at your command. God and his angels close to hand. Friends and family their love to impart, and Irish blessings deep in your heart!

May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full moon on a dark night,and the road downhill all the way to your door.

May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light, and may good luck pursue you each morning and night.

May your blessings outnumber the Shamrocks that grow, and may trouble avoid you wherever you go.


    Honest work to occupy you.
    A hearty appetite to sustain you.
    A good woman to love you.
    And a wink from the God above.
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May you live a long life, full of gladness and health. With a pocket full of gold, as the least of your wealth.

May the dreams you hold dearest, be those which come true. The kindness you spread, keep returning to you.

May the friendships you make, be those which endure; and all of your grey clouds, be small ones for sure.

And trusting in Him, to Whom we all pray; May a song fill your heart, every step of the way.

 

Ode to the Shamrock

    There’s a dear little plant that grows in our isle,
    ‘Twas St. Patrick himself, sure, that sets it;
    And the sun of his labor with pleasure did smile,
    And with dew from his eye often wet it.
    It grows through the bog, through the brake, through the mireland,
      And they call it the dear little Shamrock of Ireland.

 

 

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Fun Beer Facts for St. Patrick’s Day

 Where did the expression

“wet your whistle”

come from? 

About 4000 years ago, it was the accepted practice in Babylonia that for a month after the wedding, the bride’s father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer, and because their calender was lunar based, this period was called the “honey month” or what we know to day as the “Honey Moon”.

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Before invention of the thermometer, brewers used to check the temperature by dipping their thumb, to find whether appropriate for adding Yeast. Too hot, the yeast would die. This is where we get the phrase ” The Rule of the Thumb”

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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender used to yell at them to mind their own pints and quarts and settle down. From where we get “mind your own P’s and Q’s”.

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After consuming a vibrant brew called Aul or Ale, the Vikings would go fearlessly to the battlefield, without their armour, or even their shirts. The “Berserk” means “bear shirt” in norse, and eventually to the meaning of wild battles.

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Way down in 1740, the Admiral Veron of the British fleet decided to water down the navy’s rum, which naturally, the sailors weren’t pleased with. They nicknamed the Admiral Old Grog, after the still stiff grogram coats he used to wear. The term grog soon began to mean the watered down drink itself. When you are drunk on this  grog, you are “groggy”, a word still in use.

Just a little GROGGY!

 

Long ago in England, pub frequenters

had a whistle baked into the rim of

their beer mugs or ceremic/glass cups.

The whistle was used to order services.

Thus we get the phrase,

“wet your whistle”.

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ENJOY A GUINNESS CAKE POP WITH A PINT ON ST. PATRICK’S DAY

BUT, NOT TOO MANY!

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Cute St. Patrick’s Day Jokes and Riddles For Children

Funny St. Patrick’s Day Riddles for Children

Do leprechauns get angry when you make fun of their height?

Only a little.

Why do frogs like St Patrick’s Day?
Because they are always wearing green!

What do you call an Irishman who keeps bouncing off walls?

Rick O’Shea

When is an Irish potato not an Irish potato?
When it’s a French fry!

What do you get when you cross a pillow case with a stone?
A sham-rock!

What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck!

What’s Irish and stays out all night?
Patty O’furniture.

Do leprechauns make good secretaries? 

Sure, they’re great at shorthand!

How did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of gold? 

He took a shortcut!

What do leprechauns love to barbecue? 

Short ribs!

Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with? 

Because they’re very short-tempered!

How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
He’s Dublin over with laughter!

Why would you never iron a four-leaf clover?
Because you shouldn’t press your luck!

What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green?
A jolly green giant!

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
Regular rocks are too heavy.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!

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Funny Irish Blessing For St. Patrick’s Day

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