A famous French shipbuilder ship company and one of Monaco joined hands together to build this yacht with enormous dimensions: the WHY 58×38. (58metres long and 38 metres wide) After the first pictures of this project.
On the lower deck are the common premises, such as lounge, piano bar and dining area
The yacht has the shape of a horseshoe and has a roof so everything is bathed in a sea of light.
A little boy goes to his father and asks “Daddy, how was I born?”
The father answers, “Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little pop-up appeared that said:
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“You Got Male!
from The Backwoods Guide to Computer Lingo by Dave Nilsen. Illustrations were created by Dennis Cox at DJArt & Design (www.djart.com).
LOG ON: Making a wood stove hot |
LOG OFF: Too much wood on fire |
MONITOR: Keep’n an eye on the wood stove |
DOWN LOAD: Gitten the farwood off’n the truck |
MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerfull gitten the farwood |
FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood |
RAM: That thar thang what splits the farwood |
HARD DRIVE: Gitten home in the winter time |
WINDOWS: Whut to shut when its cold outside |
SCREEN: Whut to shut when its black fly season |
BYTE: Whut dem dang flys do |
CHIP: Munchies fer the TV |
MICRO CHIP: Whut’s in the bottom of the munchie bag |
MODEM: |
DOT MATRIX: Ole Dan Matrix’s wife |
LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps |
KEYBOARD: Whar you hang the dang truck keys |
SOFTWARE: |
MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn |
MOUSE PAD:
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MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof |
PORT: Fancy flatlander wine |
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ENTER: |
CLICK: Whut you hear when you cock yer gun |
DOUBLE CLICK: When you cock the double barrel |
REBOOT: Whut you have to do right before bedtime when you have to go to the outhouse |
