After a few pints at the local pub I arrived home and said to my wife, “I never knew this. I am so glad my friends provided me information that can help me more properly use the English language.”
She said, “What are you talking about?”
I said, “There is a right way and a wrong way to pronounce Oklahoma!
The Proper Way is: ‘ Okla . . Homa’
There’s a pause between the ‘a’ and the ‘h’.”
She said, “No way!”
I said, “I can prove it!”
So I took her to the pub to meet my new friend.
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and that’s when the fight started…
There was an elderly man at home, upstairs, dying in bed.
He smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies baking. He wanted one last cookie before he died. He fell out of bed, crawled to the landing, rolled down the stairs and crawled into the kitchen where his wife was busily baking cookies.
With his last remaining strength he crawled to the table and was just barely able to lift his withered arm to the cookie sheet. As he grasped a warm, moist chocolate chip cookie, his favorite kind, his wife suddenly whacked his hand with a spatula.
“Don’t touch those!” she said, “They are for the funeral.”
The boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect.
The next day, he brought a small sign that
Read:
“I’m the Boss!”
He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said:
” Your wife called, she wants her sign back!”
What will he say?
It’s not an interview!
Completely controlled setting.
Will he apologize?
To who?
Will he cry?
When will he return?
Just some of the questions.
This takes our thoughts away from the Olympics for just a few minutes.
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Patrick Chan was 5th with a respectable skate especially for a 19 year old!
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Crashed out … Dominique Gisin after her tumble and, inset, Anja Paerson taking a tumble.
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GO CANADA
Monday, February 15
» Cross country (women’s) – 10 a.m.
» Cross country (men’s) – 12:30 p.m.
» Figure skating – 5 p.m.
» Hockey (women’s) – 2:30 p.m., 7 p.m.
» Luge (women’s) – 5 p.m., 6:51 p.m.
» Snowboarding (men’s) – 10:30 a.m., 2 p.m.
» Speed skating (men’s) – 3:30 p.m.
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The traditional Slavic counterpart of Santa Claus who is also Father Frost of the city of Velikiy Ustyug, received an official Sochi 2014 diploma to commemorate his appointment. Following the award, Father Frost offered to become the official mascot for the Sochi 2014 Winter Games. Despite Father Frost’s generous offer, the unveiling of the official Sochi 2014 mascot (or mascots) will, in line with Olympic tradition, not take place until 2011 — three years ahead of the Games.
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I had an X-ray done today, and they found you in my heart. The Doctor said if they took you out, I would die, because I could not live without you as a friend, or e-mail buddy!!!
Give this heart to everyone you don’t want to lose in ‘2010 including me if you care. Try to collect 12; it’s not easy!
TOMORROW IS NOT PROMISED.
SO , cherish your friends!
Children celebrate the arrival of the Vancouver 2010 Olympic torch to Whistler, British Columbia
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