Who would have thunk it?

WELCOME HOME ELVIS

Over 100 performers

Numerous venues

Large crowds

Fun for all Ages

Midway and rides

Hundreds of Vendors

Great times for all

People Watching is a Highlight

CROWNING OF THE KING
Saturday, July 24, 2010, 8pm – 11:30pm featuring our 2009 Champions Thane Dunn and Chris Ayotte, in addition to an impressive roster of other Collingwood Past Champions. An independent “one night only” head to head competition of our Professional Collingwood Champions to see who will reign the overall Collingwood Champion in our Early Years and Concert Years Divisions. This will be a must see event never offered before at the Collingwood Elvis Festival. Past Professional Champions are “invited” to participate but it is not “mandatory” involvement. Limited number of Professional competitor positions are available.

Competitors include Ray Guillemette, David Muggeridge, Thane Dunn, Chris Ayotte, Ben Klein, Shon Carroll, Matt King, Irv Cass, Jay Zanier. Additional competitors may be announced.

His second friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the plummer the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn’t mine.”

Paddy says: “I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.” Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. “No I’m serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.”

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.

“Where have you been?” demanded his wife when he entered the house.

“Darling, I can’t lie to you. I’ve been having an affair with my secretary and we’ve been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn’t wake up until eight o’clock.”

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, “You lying bastard! You’ve been playing golf!”.

Lionel Messi | Barcelona star is top earner at £29.6m

David Beckham | LA Galaxy midfielder richer by £27.3m

Cristiano Ronaldo | Real Madrid & Portuguese star at £27m

Kaka | Real Madrid & Brazil player made £16.9m last year

Thierry Henry | Fading forward raked in £16m last year

Ronaldinho | Past his prime, but still made £15.5m

Carlos Tevez | Argentinian pocketed £13.8m

Zlatan Ibrahimovic | Barca striker hit the £13m mark

Frank Lampard | Blues midfielder raked in £12.8m

Samuel Eto’o | Cameroon forward made £12.4m

Source: France Football Rich List

Right from the beginning, Aldo (only 23 years old) had the advantage over Faber who is obviously a great fighter. But the speed, tenacity, and powerful kicks of Aldo ended up being too much for Faber to handle after a long, 5 round battle in the cage.

Urijah Christopher Faber (born May 14, 1979) is a mixed martial arts fighter currently fighting as a featherweight in the World Extreme Cagefighting organization. Faber won the WEC featherweight championship at WEC 19 on March 17, 2006 and held the title for over two years until his loss to Mike Brown at WEC 36 on November 5, 2008. Currently Faber is ranked the #3 featherweight in the world by Sherdog.^[1] He enjoy’s working out at 24 hour Fitness with his close friend Brandon Dahlgren and training at his gym with team mates from Alpha Male.

Urijah Faber is a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu purple belt under Fabio “Pateta” Prado^[2], whom is a 3rd degree black belt under Moises Muradi.^[3]

When the Mixed Martial Arts promotion, World Extreme Cage Fighting (WEC) signed this 5′6 kid from Sacramento, they had no idea just what they had stumbled onto. Urijah Faber was this stocky little guy with bright blond curly hair, the sort of hair that wouldn’t look out of place on your stereotypical surfer dude. By the time Faber was signed to the WEC he was already 12-1 and was the current King of the Cage Bantamweight champion as well as the former Gladiator Challenge Lightweight champion. Urijah’s first fight in the WEC was against Cole Escovedo for WEC Featherweight championship. This was back during the time when fighters didn’t necessarily have to build up a record with said promotion in order to win a title shot. Guys, like Faber, with decent records could come in and get an instant title shot.

Urijah Faber

Urijah “The California Kid” Faber was born on May the 14th in a small town on the outskirts of California. A naturally gifted athlete at a young age, Urijah would stand out when playing Football or Wrestling.

1. Do not run. The snake is faster than you are.

2. Lie flat on the ground, put your arms tight against your sides and your legs tight against each other.

3. Tuck your chin in.

4. The snake will being to nudge and climb over your body.

5. Do not panic.

6. The snake will begin to swallow your feet first.

7. You must lie perfectly still. This will take a long time.

8. When the snake has reached your knees, reach down, take your knife, slide it into the side of the snake’s mouth between the edge of its mouth and your leg. Quickly rip upward, severing the snake’s head.

9. Be sure you have your knife.

10. Be sure your knife is sharp.