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Humorous and Inspirational Quotes and Sayings About Valentine’s Day and Love

Please be my Valentine!

Valentine’s Day is a time when we search out romantic quotes and sayings about love for a Valentine’s Day card.

Many prefer a humorous love quote or a funny Valentine’s Day saying.

Here are just a few:

“I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.” ~Unknown

“Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.” ~Unknown

“I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.” ~Tracy Smith

• “Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.” ~ Robert Frost

• “Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.” ~ Robert Heinlin

• “If you ever think of me out of the blue, just remember it’s all the kisses I’ve blown in the air finally catching up with you.” ~ Unknown

• “At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.” ~ Plato

• “Life’s greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved.” ~ Victor Hugo

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• “Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand.” ~ Unknown

• “I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.” ~ Mother Teresa

• “Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.” ~ Franklin P. Jone

• “Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.” ~ Lord Byron

• “When you’re in love with someone, it inspires you and gives you hope. You have faith that even if you can’t be with them on earth, that if God wills, you will be with them one day in heaven.” ~ Unknown

• “Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.” ~ Henry Louis Mencken

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• “The hottest love has the coldest end.” ~ Socrates
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• “Immature love says, ‘ love you because I need you.’ Mature love says, ‘I need you because I love you.’” ~ Erich Fromm
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• “Lord, grant that I might not so much seek to be loved as to love.” ~ St. Francis of Assisi
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• “You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.” ~ Henny Youngman
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• “Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don’t know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of withering, of tarnishing.” ~ Anais Nin
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• “A life without love is like a year without summer.” ~ Sweedish Proverb
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• “The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.” ~ Helen Keller

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When is Valentine’s Day 2012?

Valentine’s Day in 2012 is on a Monday.

Valentine’s Day is always celebrated on

February 14th. 

Don’t Forget!

Valentine’s Day – Best Gift Ever

My Valentine

Valentine Puns

ON VALENTINE’S DAY

MANY PEOPLE TAKE HEART

Volcano

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I lava you!

Devil

You’re hot, I love you.

You lucky devil.

Dinosaur

You are dino-mite

Don’t let our love become extinct.

Golf, Tees

I’m crazy fore you

You make my heart putt-putt

Suited to a tee

We are a Par-fect couple

Cupid

 All-I-Gator say is I love you 

I’m wild about you 

Snappy Valentine’s Day

I’d snap at a chance to be your valentine

Angel Food Cake

Thanks for being an angel—you take the cake

You’re the right catch 

You are my All Star

We’ll have a ball together

You batter believe that I love you

We’ve really hit it off

You stole my heart

With you as my valentine, I’ll never have to play the field

Every time I’m near you I get all choked-up

Nuts

I’m nuts about you

Here’s to all the nutty things we’ve done

Popcorn

Popping in to say Happy Valentine’s Day 

Don’t mean to be corny, but will you be mine?  

You are pop!-pop!-popular 

I’m e-kernel-ly yours

TEA

You are pre-tea cute 

Love is brewing 

You are tea-riffic 

Love you to eterni-tea 

You suit me to a tea

TIME

The time we spend together is priceless 

Time stands still when I’m with you 

I’ll love you ‘til the end of time

I love you big time 

TRAIN

I choo-choo-choose you

What are you a-freight of? Please be my valentine!

We are on the right track

Our love will never de-rail

You steam roll me over

You are on the ex-press track to my heart

Our love will never need re-training

Yoda one for me

More Animal Valentine Puns and One liners

Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
A: Sure, they’re very scent-imental.

Q: What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
A: “I love you a ton!”

Q: What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
A: “You’re fun to hang around with.”

Q: Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
A: He fell in love with a pincushion.

Happy Valentine’s Day

Valentine Wedding

Just before Valentine’s Day, two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other very well.  They decided that it would be so romantic if they could get married on Valentine’s Day.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom broom, “I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!”

“IMPOSSIBLE !!,” said the groom broom.

“We haven’t even swept together!”

Little Johnny’s Valentine Love

At a Valentine’s Day Party, the mother of the little girl who was hosting the party, overheard Little Johnny talking to his friend.
“Oh, I really love her,” said Little Johnny.
“I would love her too, if she were mine,” agreed his friend.
“I love the way she walks, and the way she moves, and her eyes are a beautiful brown color.”
“You’re very lucky,” said his friend.
“And do you know what I like the best?” asked Little Johnny. “I love the way she kisses my ear.”
“Little Johnny,” the mother said, “I couldn’t help listening to your lovely words. I think it’s so cute that you love your girlfriend so much!”
“My girlfriend?!” said Little Johnny, very surprised. “I was talking about my dog!”

Why Little Johnny will grow up to prefer dogs over women:

http://www.e-forwards.com/2010/09/top-ten-reasons-why-some-men-prefer-dogs/

How to Say I Love You on Valentine’s Day

IF you are not sure how your lover will respond, then the gift of roses is always a safe bet.

However, if you are a little courageous, try the following unique Valentine’s gifts:

Nothing beats a great Massage!

A Massage is a Great Gift!

For the really courageous  (or stupid), try the iRon.

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This little Mini Pig could be a great gift for Valentine’s Day.

Can you imagine her reaction?

Valentine Love Bugs

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Funny and Cute Valentine Love Quotes

You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. Dr. Seuss

‘Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.’

Mickey Rooney

‘My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn’t want him to.’

Rita Rudner

‘The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.’

Ann Landers

‘I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up.’

Barbara Bush

‘Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.’

Groucho Marx

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY Reminder

“When is Valentine’s Day 2012?”

 Valentine’s Day falls on February 14 in 2012 as it does every year.  

February 14 is a Tuesday in 2012

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