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Funny and Cute Valentine Love Quotes

You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. Dr. Seuss

‘Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.’

Mickey Rooney

‘My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn’t want him to.’

Rita Rudner

‘The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.’

Ann Landers

‘I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up.’

Barbara Bush

‘Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.’

Groucho Marx

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY Reminder

“When is Valentine’s Day 2012?”

 Valentine’s Day falls on February 14 in 2012 as it does every year.  

February 14 is a Tuesday in 2012

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Valentine Roses

The Rose Family by Robert Frost
The rose is a rose,
And was always a rose.
But the theory now goes
That the apple’s a rose,
And the pear is, and so’s
The plum, I suppose.
The dear only know
What will next prove a rose.
You, of course, are a rose–
But were always a rose.

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“When is Valentine’s Day 2012?”

 Valentine’s Day falls on February 14 in 2012 as it does every year.  

February 14 is a Tuesday in 2012

Cupid’s Love Tester

There’s an App for everything.

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http://www.cupidslovetester.com/

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Cupid’s Love Tester is a popular ice-breaker…Could you touch my little heart?

Free for Valentines weekend!

http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/cupids-love-tester/id312472555?mt=8

Valentine’s Day, The Rose and Old Age

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, ‘On Valentine’s Day I took my wife out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.’
The other man said, ‘What is the name of the restaurant?’
The first man thought and thought and finally said, ‘What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love?
You know…. The one that’s red and has thorns.’
‘Do you mean a rose?’
‘Yes, that’s the one,’ replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, ‘Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to on Valentine’s Day?’

Romance For Seniors on Valentine’s Day

An older couple were lying in bed on Valentine’s Day. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood, brought on by the fact that it was Valentine’s Day, and wanted to talk. She said: “You used to hold my hand when we were courting.” Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said: “Then you used to kiss me. “Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep. Thirty seconds later she said: “Then you used to bite my neck.” Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed. “Where are you going?” she asked.

“To get my teeth!”

Happy Valentines To My Soccer Friends

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Valentine Nut!

Please be my Valentine!

Please be my Valentine!