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Happy Mother’s Day From the Dog ~ Being a Mom is RUFF!
Happy Mother’s Day to Mom’s of all 4 footers and 2 footers. |
Happy Mother’s Day to all of you who have children
that are bit hairier than others and walk on four paws!
This is for the mothers who have sat up all night with sick dogs in their arms, wiping up barf laced with edible and inedible things and saying “It’s okay baby, Mommy’s here.”
Who have sat on the floor for hours on end soothing dogs who can’t be comforted.
This is for all the mothers who show up at work with dog hair on their suits, unexpected scratches on their wrists and poo bags in their purse, coat pocket, pants pocket and all other pockets.
For all the mothers who make their own dog food and treats. And all the mothers who don’t.
This for the mothers who help the new mothers deal with the loss of their litter. And the mothers who help them cope when they are given new homes.
This is for the mothers whose priceless art collections consist of ribbons and photos.
And for all the mothers who froze their buns, sweated gallons, and swatted away bees to watch their precious prance into a ring and achieve 2nd place and then jump around as though they had won best in show.
This is for all the mothers who go to the special pet stores to collect the proper treats, food and toys no matter that it take 3 stops and 50 stoplights.
This is for all the mothers who taught their dogs to sit, come and stay. And for all the mothers who opted for sit.
This is for all the mothers who teach their dogs agility and obedience and actually understand that it needs to be FUN!
This is for all the mothers who took their dog to the vet assuring them that there would be no needles only to be told they need a blood sample.
For all the mothers whose dog has gone missing and was returned because she had the forethought to have a chip put between its shoulders.
What makes a good Mother anyway?
Is it patience?
Compassion?
Ever available treats?
The ability to answer the door, hold back the dog and deal with a phone call all at the same time?
Or is it in her heart?
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MOTHERS THINK TWICE
Famous Funny and Inspirational Quotes About Mothers
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“Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard” ~ Author Unknown
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“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” ~Milton Berle
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“The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new.” ~Rajneesh
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MOMS ARE BUSY PEOPLE
Moms are the busiest people on the planet.
Moms are like superheroes. They juggle everything from household budgets to healthcare decisions. They handle household chores and shuttle the kids to countless after-school activities, making home-life the full-time job that it is. And yet for many, it doesn’t stop there as they maintain full-time jobs and may also be caring for aging parents on top of all of the responsibilities at home.
Simple reminders for Mothers to take care of themselves and quotes to ponder.
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Do simple exercises every day.
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Take time as often as possible to do something just for you.
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Sing while working. Arthur Freed said,” I’m singing in the rain, just singing in the rain; What a wonderful feeling, I’m happy again.”
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Take a nap. Martha Steward said,”I catnap now and then, but I think while I nap, so it’s not a waste of time.”
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Kiss your love ones. Benjamin West said,”A kiss from my mother made me a painter.”
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Laugh out loud. Laughter is the best medicine.
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Sleep well. Leonardo da Vince said,”A well-spent day brings happy sleep.”
May these reminders help you to have a wonderful DAY,
EVERY DAY.
HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY
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Best Mother’s Day Gifts
For that Special Mother in your life,
you might want to consider the following two GREAT GIFT IDEAS.
They are free
No tax
No special equipment needed,
No batteries or parts
Always arrive on time
Guaranteed to please
Extremely Personal
Shipping is free
and they a returnable
A MASSAGE
AND A HUG
Just open up your arms
And open up your hearts.
Research also shows that our skin is teeming
with nerve fibres which spring into action when we are
cuddled, hugged, massaged or gently touched.
They transmit the information back to the brain’s emotional hub,
creating feelings of pleasure.
Did you know that, if you visualise, you can actually hug on the phone? ~ Shelly Long
Where I live if someone gives you a hug it’s from the heart. ~ Steve Irwin
A hug is like a boomerang – you get it back right away. ~ Bil Keane
But remember,
a hug without a squeeze
is like apple pie without cheese.
Don’t Forget Mother’s Day
Mother’s Day Date for most Countries
Second Sunday in the month of May.
United Kingdom/England: Mother’s Day is called Mothering Sunday and falls on the fourth Sunday in Lent.
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Kids advice about Relationships
1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
“You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.”
Alan, age 10
“No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.”
Kristen, age 10
2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
“Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.”
Camille, age 10
3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
“You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.”
Derrick, age 8
4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
“Both don’t want any more kids.”
Lori, age 8
5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
“Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.”
Lynnette, age 8
“On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.”
Martin, age 10
6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
“When they’re rich.”
Pam, age 7
“The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that.”
Curt, age 7
“The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.”
Howard, age 8
7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
“It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.”
Anita, age 9
8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?
“There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?”
Kelvin, age 8
And the #1 Favorite is
9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
“Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck .”
Ricky, age 10
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Marriage Jokes and One Liners
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Philip: I’m a man of few words.
Charles: I’m married, too.
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The five essential words for a good marriage: ‘I apologize’ and ‘You are right.’
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A wedding ring may not be as tight as a tourniquet, but it does an equally good job of stopping circulation.
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If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.
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My opinions are my wife’s, and she says I’m lucky to have them.
Kate, young single lady visits the local dating agency and explains, ‘I’m looking for a husband. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?’
The dating receptionist needs to find out some details so she asks, ‘ What are your requirements, please?’
‘Well, let me see.’ Kate says, ‘He needs to be fine looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good at singing and dancing. Willing accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hours, if I don’t go out. Telling me interesting stories when I need companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest.’
The receptionist listens politely and carefully and responds, ‘I understand. You need a television.’
