e-Forwards.com - Funny Emails http://www.e-forwards.com Funny Email Forwards, Jokes, Pictures and Videos. Laughter is the best medicine! Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:17:34 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 Summer Solstice ~ Happy First Day of Summer http://www.e-forwards.com/2013/06/summer-solstice-happy-first-day-of-summer/ http://www.e-forwards.com/2013/06/summer-solstice-happy-first-day-of-summer/#comments Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:54:47 +0000 John http://www.e-forwards.com/?p=23957 Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day? A: I’m bacon! The summer solstice is the day on which the Earth’s northern hemisphere leans closest to the Sun. In the southern hemisphere it takes place in December.   It’s an astronomical anomaly, and it all has to do with [...]

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]]> http://www.e-forwards.com/2013/06/summer-solstice-happy-first-day-of-summer/feed/ 0 Airline Pilots and Attendants – Announcements and Jokes http://www.e-forwards.com/2013/06/airline-pilot-and-attendants-announcements-and-jokes/ http://www.e-forwards.com/2013/06/airline-pilot-and-attendants-announcements-and-jokes/#comments Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:06:29 +0000 John http://www.e-forwards.com/?p=7147 Occasionally, airline pilots and attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: “There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane…” Pilot – “Folks, [...]

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]]> http://www.e-forwards.com/2013/06/airline-pilot-and-attendants-announcements-and-jokes/feed/ 0 What Children Say About Their Grandparents http://www.e-forwards.com/2013/06/what-children-say-about-their-grandparents/ http://www.e-forwards.com/2013/06/what-children-say-about-their-grandparents/#comments Mon, 17 Jun 2013 04:46:22 +0000 John http://www.e-forwards.com/?p=35063 How children perceive their grandparents and what Children say about their Grandparents! 1. She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she’d done many times before.  After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, “But Grandma, you forgot to kiss the [...]

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]]> http://www.e-forwards.com/2013/06/what-children-say-about-their-grandparents/feed/ 0 Don’t Forget Father’s Day http://www.e-forwards.com/2013/06/dont-forget-fathers-day/ http://www.e-forwards.com/2013/06/dont-forget-fathers-day/#comments Thu, 13 Jun 2013 10:32:51 +0000 John http://www.e-forwards.com/?p=40642 Father’s Day is Sunday, June 16,  2013 Don’t Forget Father’s Day! What Is A Dad? A dad is someone who wants to catch you before you fall but instead picks you up, brushes you off, and lets you try again.  A dad is someone who wants to keep you from making mistakes but instead lets you find [...]

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]]> http://www.e-forwards.com/2013/06/dont-forget-fathers-day/feed/ 0 Happy Father’s Day ~ I love you, dad! http://www.e-forwards.com/2013/06/happy-fathers-day-i-love-you-dad/ http://www.e-forwards.com/2013/06/happy-fathers-day-i-love-you-dad/#comments Tue, 11 Jun 2013 23:31:28 +0000 John http://www.e-forwards.com/?p=23937 Happy Father’s Day June 16, 2013

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]]> http://www.e-forwards.com/2013/06/happy-fathers-day-i-love-you-dad/feed/ 0 ANTHONY WEINER FOR MAYOR OF NEW YORK CITY http://www.e-forwards.com/2013/06/anthony-weiner-for-mayor-of-new-york-city/ http://www.e-forwards.com/2013/06/anthony-weiner-for-mayor-of-new-york-city/#comments Mon, 10 Jun 2013 18:59:07 +0000 John http://www.e-forwards.com/?p=40791 Could Anthony Weiner Actually Be the Next Mayor of New York?   Add Your Name As a rule, I don’t pass along these “add your name” lists that appear in emails. BUT this one is important. It has been circulating for several weeks and has been sent to over 20 million people. (Approximately the number of [...]

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]]> http://www.e-forwards.com/2013/06/anthony-weiner-for-mayor-of-new-york-city/feed/ 0 Mike Duffy Support http://www.e-forwards.com/2013/06/mike-duffy-support/ http://www.e-forwards.com/2013/06/mike-duffy-support/#comments Mon, 10 Jun 2013 13:32:36 +0000 John http://www.e-forwards.com/?p=40782 For Canadians only… Add Your Name As a rule, I don’t pass along these “add your name” lists that appear in emails. BUT this one is important. It has been circulating for several weeks and has been sent to over 20 million people. To show your support for Senator Mike Duffy, please go to the end of [...]

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]]> http://www.e-forwards.com/2013/06/mike-duffy-support/feed/ 0 GRANDCHILDREN http://www.e-forwards.com/2013/06/grandchildren/ http://www.e-forwards.com/2013/06/grandchildren/#comments Fri, 07 Jun 2013 06:49:15 +0000 John http://www.e-forwards.com/?p=40771 GRANDCHILDREN AND GRANDPARENTS   Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting. ~Author UnknownWhat a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, And they give me a million dollars’ worth of pleasure. ~Gene PerretGrandmothers are just ‘antique’ little girls. ~Author UnknownPerfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. ~ Welsh Proverb A [...]

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]]> http://www.e-forwards.com/2013/06/grandchildren/feed/ 0 MURDER AT WALMART http://www.e-forwards.com/2013/06/murder-at-walmart/ http://www.e-forwards.com/2013/06/murder-at-walmart/#comments Sun, 02 Jun 2013 05:43:44 +0000 John http://www.e-forwards.com/?p=40751 MURDER AT WALMART Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed. A ‘friend of a friend’ put him in touch with a nefarious [...]

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