e-Forwards.com http://www.e-forwards.com FUNNY EMAILS, Funny Email Forwards, Jokes, Pictures and Videos, funny emails, humor Sat, 04 Sep 2010 12:36:57 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Good Advice about feeling inferior! http://www.e-forwards.com/2010/09/good-advice-about-feeling-inferior/ http://www.e-forwards.com/2010/09/good-advice-about-feeling-inferior/#comments Sat, 04 Sep 2010 12:36:57 +0000 John http://www.e-forwards.com/?p=9943 Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
~Eleanor Roosevelt~

Liked the advice and the cute animation!

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]]> http://www.e-forwards.com/2010/09/bumper-stickers-seniors-and-marriage/feed/ 0 Curtis and Leroy Go Hunting http://www.e-forwards.com/2010/09/curtis-and-leroy-go-hunting/ http://www.e-forwards.com/2010/09/curtis-and-leroy-go-hunting/#comments Fri, 03 Sep 2010 21:09:47 +0000 John http://www.e-forwards.com/?p=9978

Leroy called Curtis and asked him if he would like to go deer hunting in the morning. Curtis said he would so Leroy told him he would pick him up at 5:00 am. The next morning when Curtis got in the truck he asked Leroy where they were going to hunt. Leroy told him he had a friend that had a huge farm up in Greene County with lots of deer and they could hunt there.
When they got to the farm, Leroy told Curtis to wait in the truck while he went in and told his friend they would be hunting there today. Leroys friend said it was OK, but he needed a favor. His old mule that he had for many years had come up blind and lame. He said he didn’t have the heart to shoot it so would Leroy stop at the field at the top of the hill and put it down. Just leave it where it falls and I’ll bring the backhoe up later and bury it.

Well, Leroy being the big joker that he is thought he would have some fun with Curtis. He got back in the truck just a cussin’ and acting mad as hell. Curtis asked what was wrong and Leroy said “That old bastard told me we couldn’t hunt here today. I’ve bought his seed and fertilizer, paid his vet bills and loaned him money for years and he does me this way.”

Leroy then drives to the top of the hill. He stopped the truck, grabbed his rifle and said there’s the son-of-a-b*tches mule, I’m going to shoot it and see how he likes that. As he was taking aim he heard two more shots. He looked around and Curtis was standing there with his rifle. He said “Hurry up Leroy, I just got two of the old bastards cows.”

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and that’s when the fight started!

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I refuse to think of them as chin hair.  I think of them as stray eyebrows.
~ Janette Barber~

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