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Poem for Mother’s Day May 12th, 2013

 

You Were There…

an inspirational poem for Mother’s Day


Mother's day poem

 

You were there when we took our first steps,
And went unsteadily across the floor.
You pushed and prodded: encouraged and guided,
Until our steps took us out the door… 

 You worry now “Are they ok?”
Is there more you could have done?
As we walk the paths of our unknown
You wonder “Where have my children gone?”

Where we are is where you have led us,
With your special love you showed us a way,
To believe in ourselves and the decisions we make.
Taking on the challenge of life day-to-day.

And where we go you can be sure,
In spirit you shall never be alone.
For where you are is what matters most to us,
Because to us that will always be home…

~Author Unknown~

 

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Romance and Old Age

I wonder if Romance and Old Age will really be like this?

valentine-love

An older couple were lying in bed. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood, and she wanted to talk.

She said: “You used to hold my hand when we were courting.”

Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said: “Then you used to kiss me.”

Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said: “Then you used to bite my neck.”

Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed. “Where are you going?” she asked.

“To get my teeth!”

old man rocking chair gif

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Mother’s Day Reflection 2013

Mom is Wow

~ Mother’s Day Reflection

When is Mother’s Day 2013?

 

Mom is wow**
Mother’s Day is Sunday, May 12, 2013

Mother’s Day is a celebration honoring mothers and motherhood, maternal bonds, and the influence of mothers in society. It is celebrated on various days in many parts of the world, most commonly in March, April or May. It complements Father’s Day, a similar celebration honoring fathers.

Mother’s Day is an American invention. It is not directly descended from the many celebrations of mothers and motherhood that have occurred throughout the world over thousands of years, such as the Greek cult to Cybele, the Roman festival of Hilaria, or the ChristianMothering Sunday celebration.[1][2][3][4] Despite this, in some countries Mother’s Day has become synonymous with these older traditions. ~ wikipedia

Mother's_Day_card-happy Mother's day

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It’s the tortoise life for me!

It's the tortoise life for me!
As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, 
I rapidly realized - It’s the tortoise life for me!

1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.
3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4. A tortoise doesn’t run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.

And you tell me to exercise?? I don’t think so.
I’m retired. Go around me!
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Spoiling My Grandkids

I am a new Grandparent.

Always thought I would be a wonderful Grandparent and enjoy spoiling my Grandkids.

I believe it’s our right to spoil our Grandkids.

Grandparents seem to have an innate desire to protect, love and spoil.

Spoiling Grandchildren is as natural as breathing.

It’s beyond our control!

But, how am I going to compete with this?

spoiling my grandkids

Grandparents Steve and Jeri Wakefield of Dallas

wanted to give their two grandsons the treehouse of their dreams.

And they did!

kids and granparents spoiled funny

grandparents tree house incredible, spoiling my grandkids

It’s one thing to be spoiled and another to be spoiled rotten! 

That’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it!

simple tree fort

My attempt above.

Hope my grandkids never google ~ best tree forts!!!!

spoling my grandkids

‘You don’t spoil your grandchildren do you? A:’Not this morning, I haven’t seen them yet.’

What children need most are the essentials that grandparents provide in abundance.  They give unconditional love, kindness, patience, humor, comfort, lessons in life.  And, most importantly, cookies.  ~Rudolph Giuliani

I always give my grandkids a couple of quarters when they go home.  It’s a bargain.  ~Gene Perret

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.  ~Ogden Nash

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Just a Little Heart Attack

Women are so good at multitasking that they just might miss something like a little Hear Attack!
“I know…how can a video about women and heart attacks be funny?
But, somehow they managed to make this one both informative and amusing.
Please watch.”

 There’s a lot of talk about inequality between men and women, but one area in particular where women are leading in record numbers: heart disease. It’s the No. 1 killer of women and is more deadly than all forms of cancer.

 

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For more information about Go Red For Women and Heart Disease check out:

http://www.goredforwomen.org/home/about-heart-disease-in-women/

 

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What are the Most Asked Questions in the World?

Have you ever wondered what the most asked questions are?

Besides what to get your Mother for Mother’s Day?

most asked questions in the world

1. What is the meaning of life?

2. Is there a God?

3. Will I get laid tonight?

4. Why is there suffering and death?

5. Is there life on other planets?

6. Which are better, dogs or cats?

7. How can I lose weight and keep it off?

8. Do I really have a soul Mate?

9. When will the world end?

10. Why do men lose their hair?

Answers to follow when I get them!!!

most asked questions

Bonus:

One of the most asked and difficult question to answer…

Why are women so difficult to understand??

Understanding-Women-book-funny

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Happy Earth Day 2013

Hope you have a

Happy Earth Day

Why should I care about future generations? What have they ever done for me?

– Groucho Marx

Google doodle Earth day 2013

Earth Day is 43 years’ old today!

earth day 2013 face of climate  change

Happy Earth Day Quotes:

Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.

– David Letterman

He that plants trees loves others beside himself.

– Thomas Fuller

The use of solar energy has not been opened up because the oil industry does not own the sun.

– Ralph Nader

There is a great need for the introduction of new values in our society, where bigger is not necessarily better, where slower can be faster, and where less can be more.

– Gaylord Nelson

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtfully committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it’s the only thing that ever has.

– Margaret Mead

For 200 years we’ve been conquering nature. Now we’re beating it to death.

– Tom McMillan

Happy-Earth-Day-2013

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Incredible Card Trick? Email Forward

What an incredible card trick!

Anyone know how this amazing

card trick works?????

 
I’m not sure how this is done, but this is by far one
of the wildest things
I have ever seen and it will blow you away and
yes you will no doubt do
it more than once and yes you will probably do
it more than 4 or 5 times. 
No sound, no links, just an email for your contemplation…
and to be forwarded to your friends, of course.
Incredible card trick David Copperfield
fantastic card trick david copperfield email forwardfantastic card trick david copperfield email forwardfantastic card trick david copperfield email forwardincredible card trick
Now send it to some of your Friends,
so they can have fun also.
I tried this over and over again and
every time the card I picked was gone…How can that be??????
TO ALL, FASCINATING STUFF!
THIS ONE IS MIND-BOGGLING!!!
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To All Smart Women

To all smart women  – ha ha ! smart women funny gif

  
Jumping On the Bed ….Gotta love women

A sixty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing

with delight.

Her husband watches her for a while and asks, “Do you have any idea

how ridiculous you look? What’s the matter with you?”

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, “I don’t care,

I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have

the breasts of an 18 year-old”.

The husband said, “What did he say about your 60 year old ass?”

“Your name never came up,” she replied. 

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