But not too good!
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I Gotcha! Because you make me quiver.
Can you say, “You’ve been Cupided?”
How many arrows can you
Please pass this on.
TRY THIS LINK FOR A CUTE
PENGUIN VALENTINE GOTCHA MESSAGE
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- Write thank-you notes. Expressing gratitude makes you and the recipient happy.
- Call your mom. Or your dad, or your grandma or anyone you haven’t talked to in a while and surprise them with a chat.
- Get a cat. If you’re not a dog person, cats make wonderful, loving, stress-reducing housemates and bed-warmers.
- Babysit for a friend. Being around children’s infectious optimism is sure to boost your mood.
- Hold a baby. They’re cute and cuddly and without a care in the world—you’ll feel instantly uplifted.
(* wait for the baby to blink ~ so adorable)
Quotes about Hugs
A fan will grab you and hug you and will not let go. When that happens, you wish it could be that way all over the world. Charlie Pride
A hug is like a boomerang – you get it back right away. Bil Keane
Did you know that, if you visualise, you can actually hug on the phone? Shelly Long
Everybody needs a hug. It changes your metabolism. ~Leo Buscaglia
You can’t wrap love in a box, but you can wrap a person in a hug. ~Author Unknown
Hug Department: Always Open ~Author Unknown
Poem About Hugs
There’s something in a simple hug
That always warms the heart;
It welcomes us back home
Makes it easier to part.
A hug’s a way to share the joy,
And sad times we go through,
Or just a way for friends to say
They like you ’cause you’re you.
Hugs are meant for anyone
For whom we really care,
From grandma to your neighbour,
Or a cuddly teddy bear.
A hug is an amazing thing-
It’s just the perfect way
To show the love we’re feeling
But can’t find the words to say.
It’s funny how a little hug
Makes everyone feel good;
In every place and language,
It’s always understood.
No special equipment needed,
No batteries or parts-
Just open up your arms
And open up your hearts.
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15. You write speeches for Rick Perry
14. You’re the son of Ruppert Murdock ~ James Murdock
13. Safety inspector at the Fukushima I Nuclear power Plant in Japan
12. Body Guard for Osama bin Laden
11. You were an Egyptian Politician
10. You worked for News of the World, owned by News Corporation,which had been regularly hacking the phones of celebrities, royalty and public citizens.
9. You are an Italian Government Financial advisor.
8. A GOP DEBATE Moderator
7. You are an American Public School Teacher (So many politicians seem to want to destroy the Public School system )
6. You worked for Anthony Weiner who resigned from Congress due to a sexting scandal.
5. You were Donald Trump’s campaign manager for his on again off again Presidential Bid.
4. You were a member of Penn State’s Football Public Relations Team
3. Muammar Gaddafi bodyguard.
2. You write the news for FOX News ~
2011 Study Finds Fox News Actually Makes People Dumber
1. You introduced Kim Kardashian to her ex husband, NBA player Kris Humphries
For 2012 No Bonus F or You
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Let me know which jokes about witches you like best!
Do witches stay home on weekends?
No. They go away for a spell
How do you make a witch scratch?
Take away her “W”
When a witch lands, where does she park?
In a broom closet.
What happens to a fast witch on a slow broom?
She flies off the handle.
What happens when a flying witch breaks the sound barrier?
You hear the broom boom.
What happened to the witch who hooked her broom to a space shuttle?
She got spaced out.
Which story do all little witches love to hear at bedtime?
“Ghoul Deluxe and the Three Scares.”
How does a witch tell time?
She looks at her witch watch.
Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry?
They’re afraid of flying off the handle!
What do witches use on their hair?
Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game?
Their bats flew away.
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand witch.
What did the bat say to the witch’s hat?
You go on ahead. I’ll hang around for a while.
What does the Coven’s softball team do on Halloween?
They practice pitchcraft.
What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
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Q: Wadaya get when you take the circumference of your jack-o-lantern and divide it by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi
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