Camping used to be intense!
Welcome to the future of camping!
Maybe, I might like camping if I had a tent like this?!
or a modern tent like this…
Telecommunications company, Orange, has created what they believe could be the “tent of the future.” TheGlastonbury Solar tent uses photovoltaic fabric, glo-cation technology, a wireless control hub, and groundsheet heat. This concept tent was built with help of American design firm Kaleidoscope.
The photovoltaic fabric uses solar energy to produce energy for powering gadgets plugged in to the tent, allowing wireless Internet to work, and powering a flexible LCD screen.
Why not just stay home?
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Modern (expensive) Motorhomes
This might solve all your camping needs
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I got arrested one night while camping.
The policeman said I was loitering within tent.
Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was super.
At the end of the day, knowing that they would be graduating from college soon, they vowed that they would meet, in twenty years, at the same place and renew the experience.
Twenty years later, they met and traveled to a spot near where they had been years before. They walked into the woods and before long came upon a brook. One of the men said to the other, “This is the place!”.
The other replied, “No, it’s not!”.
The first man said, “Yes, I do recognize the clover growing on the bank on the other side.
To which the other man replied, “Silly, you can’t tell a brook by it’s clover.”
There is an apocryphal camping shop in the UK that ran a promotion during the low season whose strapline was…
… wait for it
.. “Now is the winter of our discount tent”
The Infamous Sherlock Holmes Camping Joke:
Sherlock Holmes and His sidekick Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up the tent site, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his trusty friend with a shake…
“Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
Watson replies, “I see millions of bright stars.”
Holmes then asked… “What does that tell you?”
Watson thought for a moment before answering: “Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Sherlock, What does it tell you?”
Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. “Watson, you moron, someone has stolen our tent.”
As Alexander the Great led his troops into Persia, his soothsayers urged him to cease from conquest and reign content as king of all Greece. The divine Alexander, in his pride, was wont to brush these warnings aside, until one day, lightning struck from a clear sky and completely destroyed the royal bivouac.
“A portent!” cried the priests.
“Whadya want,” said Alexander, “we get them at cost.”
My girl friend and I just graduated from the University of Bearkeley and we thought we would go camping for a week to get away from it all. On the first night, we just bearly got to sleep when we were awakened by a strange sound. It took us a few seconds to get our bearings! I told my girlfriend that I hate to be the bearer of bad news but I think we are in a grizzly situation. She said don’t tease me, I don’t find you beary funny. I pawsed for just a second to listen some more and I realized that it was a grizzly bear and that we were in big trouble. I told her to bear with me while I think of what we should do. I was not pre-beared for this. I clawed my way through the bear essentials in our tent and decided to make as much noise as possible so that the bear might be scared away. My girlfriend was going Bear-zerk. We made so much noise that we woke up all the other campers. It was Pandamoneum! It turned out that the sound was from a solar tent on the site next to ours. The guy was watching a TV special about bears on his computer.
Facing the other campers was un-BEAR-able and we were so embearassed! She said this is the beary last time she would ever go camping. Our relationship bearly lasted after that!
In case anyone is considering doing some camping this spring or summer, please note the following public service announcement: In Alaska, tourists are warned to wear tiny bells on their clothing when hiking in bear country. The bells warn away MOST bears. Tourists are also cautioned to watch the ground on the trail, paying particular attention to bear droppings to be alert for the presence of Grizzly Bears. One can tell a Grizzly dropping because it has tiny bells in it.
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