Top Ten Reasons Why Some Men Prefer Dogs
Some men prefer me!
Men prefer dogs because:
1. Dogs don’t tell you that you need to lose weight.
2. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
3. A dog’s parents never visit.
4. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
5. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.
6. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.
7. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.
8.The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
9. A dog’s time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
10. Anyone can get a good looking dog.
Bonus:
1. Dogs are not deceptive.
2. DOGS DON’T TALK & DOGS DON’T SHOP!
To test this theory:
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour.
Then open it and find out who’s happy to see you.
I love you!
I hate you!
Who wouldn’t prefer me?
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Actually I prefer mini pigs!
Hard to resist ~ more info at:
Mini Pig or a Dog?
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