A BEAUTIFUL LESSON IN LIFE AND LONGEVITY.
Be nice to others because...
Time WILL make a difference!
One day you will no longer be the big dog… Just the old dog…
And my friend, WE are now the old dogs.
HOWEVER, OLD DOG IS BETTER THAN DOG GONE.
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Happy Mother’s Day to Mom’s of all 4 footers and 2 footers.
Happy Mother’s Day to all of you who have children
that are bit hairier than others and walk on four paws!
Happy Mother’s Day From the Dog
This is for the mothers who have sat up all night with sick dogs in their arms, wiping up barf laced with edible and inedible things and saying “It’s okay baby, Mommy’s here.”
Who have sat on the floor for hours on end soothing dogs who can’t be comforted.
This is for all the mothers who show up at work with dog hair on their suits, unexpected scratches on their wrists and poo bags in their purse, coat pocket, pants pocket and all other pockets.
For all the mothers who make their own dog food and treats. And all the mothers who don’t.
This for the mothers who help the new mothers deal with the loss of their litter. And the mothers who help them cope when they are given new homes.
This is for the mothers whose priceless art collections consist of ribbons and photos.
And for all the mothers who froze their buns, sweated gallons, and swatted away bees to watch their precious prance into a ring and achieve 2nd place and then jump around as though they had won best in show.
This is for all the mothers who go to the special pet stores to collect the proper treats, food and toys no matter that it take 3 stops and 50 stoplights.
This is for all the mothers who taught their dogs to sit, come and stay. And for all the mothers who opted for sit.
This is for all the mothers who teach their dogs agility and obedience and actually understand that it needs to be FUN!
This is for all the mothers who took their dog to the vet assuring them that there would be no needles only to be told they need a blood sample.
For all the mothers whose dog has gone missing and was returned because she had the forethought to have a chip put between its shoulders.
What makes a good Mother anyway?
Is it patience?
Ever available treats?
The ability to answer the door, hold back the dog and deal with a phone call all at the same time?
Or is it in her heart?
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At a Valentine’s Day Party, the mother of the little girl who was hosting the party, overheard Little Johnny talking to his friend.
“Oh, I really love her,” said Little Johnny.
“I would love her too, if she were mine,” agreed his friend.
“I love the way she walks, and the way she moves, and her eyes are a beautiful brown color.”
“You’re very lucky,” said his friend.
“And do you know what I like the best?” asked Little Johnny. “I love the way she kisses my ear.”
“Little Johnny,” the mother said, “I couldn’t help listening to your lovely words. I think it’s so cute that you love your girlfriend so much!”
“My girlfriend?!” said Little Johnny, very surprised. “I was talking about my dog!”
Why Little Johnny will grow up to prefer dogs over women:
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This Dachshund is fostering this little guy for another mom who couldn’t take care of him.
He had his eyes closed, but now they are open.
He is just a little bigger than her other pups.
She loves this little guy as much as the other puppies and she is nursing him back to health.
He is the cleanest pig-puppy ever, because she licks him all the time!
HIS NAME IS PINK….
IS THIS NOT THE MOST PRECIOUS THING!!!?
‘Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.’
What is Dracula’s favourite dog?
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Alexandra Horowitz, a dog expert who teaches psychology, animal behavior and canid cognition at Barnard College in New York, says that while dressing up the dog for Halloween may delight the owner, the dog most likely is not amused.
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– Gene Hill
1. Both take up too much space on the bed.
2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
3. Both mark their territory.
4. Neither tells you what’s bothering them.
5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
6. Neither does any dishes.
7. Both fart shamelessly.
8. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
9. Both like dominance games.
10. Both are suspicious of the postman.
11. Neither understands what you see in cats.
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