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March Madness and The Chocolate Easter Bunny
HAPPY EASTER
The Easter Bunny prediction for March Madness
Louisville
will win!
If Duke defeats Louisville,
then Duke will win the whole thing!
BUT THEN THERE ARE THESE GUYS!!!!
Everyone is rooting for the Florida Gulf Coast Eagles in this year’s March Madness NCAA Basketball Tournament. They defeated Georgetown in their first-ever NCAA tournament game and then went on to destry San Diego State. They are the first-ever No. 15 seed to win two games in the tournament and advance to the Sweet 16 Round.
So far, the Florida Gulf Coast Eagles
are certainly this year’s Cinderella Story
To me the Florida Gulf Coast Eagles are best described by this quote:
“The secret is to have eight great players and four others who will cheer like crazy.” ~ Jerry Tarkanian
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Easter and Groundhog Day
Curtis, Leroy and Billy Bob are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.
St. Peter asks the Billy Bob, “WHAT IS EASTER?” He replies, “Oh, that’s easy, it’s the holiday in November when everybody gets together, eats turkey, and is thankful…”
“WRONG,” replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the Leroy the same question, “WHAT IS EASTER?”
Leroy replies, “No, Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus.”
St. Peter looks at Leroy, shakes his head in disgust, looks at the Curtis and asks, “WHAT IS EASTER?”
Curtis smiles and looks St. Pete in the eye.
“I know what Easter is. Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper and He was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. The Romans took Him to be crucified and was stabbed in the side, made Him wear a crown of thorns, and He was hung on a cross. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder. Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out, and if He sees his shadow there will be six more weeks of winter.”
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Happy Easter
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The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.
May the joy of the season fill your heart.
Happy Easter!
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The Perfect Couple and the Easter Bunny
Once upon a time there was a Perfect Man and a Perfect woman.
After a perfect courtship they had a perfect wedding.
Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One rainy Easter weekend, they were driving their
perfect car along a winding road
when they noticed someone on the side of the road in distress.
Being the perfect couple they stopped to help.
To their surprise, there stood the Easter Bunny with his huge basket of Easter Eggs.
Not wanting to disappoint any children at Easter time,
the perfect couple loaded the Easter Bunny and eggs into their car.
Unfortunately, the thunderstorm got worse
and the perfect couple and the Easter Bunny were in an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor?
The perfect woman survived the crash.
She’s the only one who existed in the first place.
Everyone knows that the Easter Bunny isn’t real and there has never been a Perfect Husband.
Women stop reading now.
Men continue reading below.
So, if there was no Perfect Man and no Easter Bunny,
the woman must have been driving!
This explains why there was a car accident.
Men, continue reading below.
By the way, if you’re a woman and you are still reading,
this illustrates another point.
Some women never listen or follow directions!
Easter and Your Imagination
Personally, I would sooner have written Alice in Wonderland than the whole Encyclopedia Britannica. ~Stephen Leacock
Perhaps imagination is only intelligence having fun. ~George Scialabba
If you see the magic in a fairy tale, you can face the future. ~Danielle Steel
The hardest thing about reality is returning to it after an hour inside your child’s mind. ~Robert Brault
I believe in the imagination. What I cannot see is infinitely more important than what I can see. ~Duane Michals, Real Dreams
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