Facebook stock now as useless as facebook posts!
FACEBOOK OR FACEPLANT?
I bought Facebook shares and I slept like a baby last night.
I woke up every hour and cried.
“WHY AREN’T YOU KIDS ON FACEBOOK? I BET YOUR FUTURE ON IT’S STOCK.”
“Should have sold at $40. Should have sold at $30. Should have sold at $20. Should have sold at????”
I asked my stock broker friend, “How can I make a million dollars buying Facebook stocks?” He scratched his head, then said, “Start with $2 million dollars.”
“I invested in Facebook because they make sound decisions like buying Instagram for a f….. billion dollars.”
“On the first day of trading, Facebook shares rose less than expected. We were promised that Facebook would take off like a rocket. Apparently it’s a North Korean rocket.” -Jay Leno
”Facebook stock continues to plummet.People started selling once they found out their mom bought it too.” — Stephen Colbert
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