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April Fools and GOP Candidates

Newt Gingrich

He has decided that he needs a new campaign slogan.

“I didn’t do anything wrong and I won’t do it again”. (Borrowed from Nixon)

Mitt Romney 

“I bet my wife’s 2 Cadillacs that I win the GOP nomination!”

Rick Santorum

~ “I will not tell any more lies or not as many as I usually do.”

(“I really believe in evolution ~ trust me”)

The GOP has announced that the entire Primary Process has been a prank on the American People and that Donald Trump will be their ultimate choice for the Republican Presidential bid.

HOWEVER,

NANCY REAGAN,  MITCH DANIELS

JOHN BOEHNER, AND MITCH DANIELS

have all 

ENDORSED MICKEY MOUSE.

 

APRIL FOOLS

SERIOUSLY, THEY REALLY ARE FOOLS!

 

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