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Funny Hangover Quotes and Sayings

“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” Frank Sinatra

“A hangover is the wrath of grapes.” - Anon

“Somebody slipped a hangover in my drink last night.” - Anon

“A hangover is when you open your eyes in the morning and wish you hadn’t.” - Anon

W. C. Fields

Now don’t say you can’t swear off drinking; it’s easy. I’ve done it a thousand times.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil’s Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon–and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.

Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s house unless they have a well-stocked bar.

Somebody’s been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!

Say, Mr. Fields, I read in the paper where you consumed two quarts of liquor a day. What would your father think about that? 
WC: He’d think I was a sissy.

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

I don’t believe in dining on an empty stomach.

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water.

Of course, now I touch nothing stronger than buttermilk: 90-proof buttermilk.

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch…

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m.

“Grease is the only cure for a hangover.” - Cameron Diaz

“One of the curious effects of a bad hangover is that you think you’re wrong whether you are or not. Not wrong in particulars, but wrong in general, wrong about everything.” - Jim Harrison

“I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises.” - Ellen DeGeneres

“I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.” - Margaret Cho

“Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift… The hangover comes the day after.” - Joyce Brothers

“You come home, and you party. But after that, you get a hangover. Everything about that is negative.” - Mike Tyson

“Just for this one night I will not think about you. I will have fun, and laugh again. And enjoy every minute. Tomorrow I will deal with the hangover.” - Anon

“I want to make out with the fat guy from ‘The Hangover’. He’s amazing. I like big, fat guys with beards that wear thick glasses.” - Kesha

“Shower didn’t work. Coffee didn’t work. Cold air is not working. Snooze on the bus my only chance to get rid of my hangover.” - Twitter Tweet

“I have finally come to the conclusion that it’s not the drink that causes hangovers. It’s the sleep” - Anon