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The Golfer

A golfer teed up his ball on the first tee,

took a mighty swing and hit his ball

into a clump of trees. He found his ball

and saw an opening between two trees

he thought he could hit through.

Taking out his 3-wood, he took a mighty

swing. The ball hit a tree, bounced back,

hit him in the forehead and killed him.

As he approached the gates of Heaven,

St. Peter asked, “Are you a  good golfer?”

The man replied: “Got here in two, didn’t I?”

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Be the first to comment - What do you think?  Posted by John - October 2, 2012 at 9:02 am

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A Conversation in Heaven ~ How did you die?

SYLVIA:
Hi! Wanda.

how did you die funny WANDA: Hi! Sylvia.

How’d you die?

SYLVIA:
I froze to death.

WANDA:
How horrible!

SYLVIA:
It wasn’t so bad.

After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. 
What about you?

WANDA:
I died of a massive heart attack. 
I suspected that my husband was cheating,
 
so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself
 in the den watching TV.

SYLVIA:
So, what happened?

WANDA:
I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.

I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.

Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.

I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.SYLVIA:

Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer —we’d both still be alive.

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Be the first to comment - What do you think?  Posted by John - April 12, 2012 at 1:02 pm

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