Posts Tagged ‘imagination’

The Perfect Couple and the Easter Bunny

Once upon a time there was a Perfect Man and a Perfect woman.

After a perfect courtship they had a perfect wedding.

Their life together was, of course, perfect.

 One rainy Easter weekend, they were driving their

perfect car along a winding road

when they noticed someone on the side of the road in distress.

Being the perfect couple they stopped to help.

To their surprise, there stood the Easter Bunny with his huge basket of Easter Eggs.

Not wanting to disappoint any children at Easter time,

the perfect couple loaded the Easter Bunny and eggs into their car.

Unfortunately, the thunderstorm got worse

and the perfect couple and the Easter Bunny were in an accident.

Only one of them survived the accident.

Question: Who was the survivor?

The perfect woman survived the crash.

She’s the only one who existed in the first place.

Everyone knows that the Easter Bunny isn’t real and there has never been a Perfect Husband.

Women stop reading now.

Men continue reading below.

So, if there was no Perfect Man and no Easter Bunny,

the woman must have been driving!

This explains why there was a car accident.

Men, continue reading below.

By the way, if you’re a woman and you are still reading,

this illustrates another point.

Some women never listen or follow directions!

Easter and Your Imagination

Personally, I would sooner have written Alice in Wonderland than the whole Encyclopedia Britannica.  ~Stephen Leacock

Perhaps imagination is only intelligence having fun.  ~George Scialabba

If you see the magic in a fairy tale, you can face the future.  ~Danielle Steel

The hardest thing about reality is returning to it after an hour inside your child’s mind.  ~Robert Brault

I believe in the imagination.  What I cannot see is infinitely more important than what I can see.  ~Duane Michals, Real Dreams

YEAR OF THE DRAGON ~ INNOCENCE