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Best Lawyers in America

The list of the best lawyers in America was

determined using the following criteria:


Honesty

Integrity

Empathy

Intelligence

Knowledge of the Law

Caring

Writing Skills

Objectivity

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Unfortunately,

we haven’t found any yet.

Please check back later!


We  expanded our search to include Canada,  but still no luck.

Bad Reputation

Isn’t it a shame how 99% of the lawyers give the whole profession a bad name.

What’s the difference between lawyers and vampire bats?
– One’s a bloodsucking parasite and the other is a mouse-like creature with wings!

 

Why wont Vampires attack lawyers?

Professional Courtesy

 

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