I auto know better than to post this! But everyone’s fuming over the high cost of gas and I thought a little humor might cheer you up!
Unfortunately, I carn’t think of what else to write because I have engine block, so oil just tell the joke…
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error,
he replied, “Monsieur, zat is the reason I stole de paintings.
I had no Monet
to buy Degas
to make the Van Gogh.”
See if you have de Gaulle to send this on to someone else.
I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse.
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