One day we built a snowman,
We built him out of snow;
You should have seen how fine he was,
All white from top to toe.
We poured some water over him,
To freeze his legs and ears;
And when we went indoors to bed,
We thought he’d last for years.
But, in the night a warmer kind
Of wind began to blow;
And Jack Frost cried and ran away,
And with him went the snow.
When we went out next morning
To bid our friend “Good Day”,
There wasn’t any snowman there…
He’d melted right away!
(to the tune of “I’m a Little Teapot”)
I’m a little snowman round and fat,
Here are my mittens,
Here is my hat.
Add a little scarf and a carrot nose.
You stand so tall when the cold wind blows.
How to Talk to Your Snowman
Use words that are pleasing
Iceberg and igloo
Try Arctic, Antarctica
but whatever you
Never say: bake.
A Chubby Snowman
A chubby little snowman
Had a carrot for a nose.
Along came a bunny
And what do you suppose?
That funny little bunny
Was looking for his lunch.
So he ate the snowman’s nose,
Nibble, nibble crunch!
ONCE THERE WAS A SNOWMAN
Once there was a snowman,
Who stood outside the door,
He wished that he could come inside,
And run about the floor.
He wished that he could warm himself,
Beside the fire, so red,
He wished that he could climb
Upon the big white bed.
So he called to the North Wind,
“Come and help me, pray,
For I’m completely frozen,
Standing here all day.”
So the North Wind came along,
And blew him in the door,
And now there nothing left,
But a puddle on the floor!
Building Mr. Snowman
Building Mr. Snowman
lots of fun!
FIVE LITTLE SNOWMEN
Five little snowmen On a winter’s day
The first one said, “Wake up, so we can play!”
The second one said, “Let’s stomp on the ground.”
The third one said, “Let’s roll around.”
The fourth one said, “Let’s run and run and run.”
The fifth one said, “I’m afraid I feel the sun.”
“Oh dear,” cried the snowmen, As they looked toward the sky.
And the five melting snowmen Waved a fond good-bye.
SNOWBALL FIGHT 2012 -2013
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Some of the best photographs one can enjoy, all in one li’l ol’ email.
With half of 2012 in the books let’s look back on the most amazing photos to come from this period.
A seahorse inspects a diver’s watch
An illuminated snow tunnel in Russia
Everybody was kung fu fighting
The honeybee’s final sting
Street artist Sainer goes big in Poland
Mount Rainier casting a shadow on clouds
The Irish Sky Garden crater
Moon bridge in Dahu Park, Taipei
Flight of the devil rays
Gásadalur Village in the Faroe Islands
The Capilano suspension bridge in Vancouver
Fractal patterns in dried out desert rivers
Meditating monks at Pongour Falls
A sunset eclipse
Bora Bora from space
The largest raft of canoes and kayaks in the world
Adaptive roots in the concrete jungle
The Hamilton Pool Nature Preserve
Above the canopy
Colliding rivers in Geneva, Switzerland
The stunning green vine snake
Aurora australis (southern lights) from space
Mount Kilimanjaro from above
The amazing strength of an ant
Felix Baumgartner jumps from 71,580 feet
The most incredible aurora of 2012
The Waterfall Island at Iguazu Falls
Overgrown railroad tracks in the forest
A pod of sleeping sperm whales
7 hours in one image
Pixel people perfection
Striking artistry of multiple takeoffs at Hannover Airport
Sailing like a boss
A sea of purple in the badlands of Utah
Putting the size of a whale in perspective
Meanwhile in Switzerland
One boat and 145 water-skiers
Salar de Uyuni after some rain
Outdoor jacuzzi on the Matterhorn
The precious blue marble
Maelstrom at Kauai , Hawaii
Capsized cruise ship Costa Concordia from space
Beautiful Bern from above
“Life is either a daring adventure or it is nothing” Helen Keller
HAPPY THANKSGIVING CANADA
American Thanksgiving Dates2012 – Thursday, November 22
Canadian Thanksgiving Dates2012 – Monday, October 8
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One evening a little girl and her parents were sitting around the table eating supper. The little girl said, “Daddy, you’re the boss, aren’t you?” Her Daddy smiled, pleased, and said yes. The little girl continued “That’s because Mummy put you in charge, right?”
What did the father ghost say to the naughty baby ghost
Spook when you’re spooken to!
Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one!
What do you call two people who embarrass you in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!
How many ears did Davy Crockett have?
Three: a left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier!
My Dad thinks he wears the trousers in our house, but it’s always Mum who tells him which pair to put on!
Do fathers always snore?
No – only when they are asleep!
Canoe help me with my homework please Dad – I’m stuck!
Dad will never say
Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say
10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for directions.
9. You know Pumpkin, now that you’re thirteen, you’ll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won’t that be fun?
8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain “up yours” attitude … I like that.
7. Here’s a credit card and the keys to my new car — GO CRAZY.
6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?
5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend … you might want to consider throwing a party.
4. Well, I don’t know what’s wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies — you know — that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.
3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring — now quit your belly-aching, and let’s go to the mall.
2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.
1. Father’s Day? aahh — don’t worry about that — it’s no big deal.
Father’s Day Riddles
1. If my name was mixed with my dad’s name it would be maroon. If I mixed with mom’s I’d be just a tiny bit lighter. If my mom mixed her name and my dad’s name, it would be my name. My dad’s name is blue. What is my name? What’s my mom’s name?
2.How old is Dad riddle?
A father and son are chatting when the son poses this question: ” Dad, Im 22 now, but just how old are you?”
The father replies, “You wanna know how old your old man is,eh? Hmm, well, I tell you what. I’m as old as your age, plus half of my age.”
How old is the father?
1. My name is Purple. Mom’s name is Red.
2. son’s age = 22
let dad’s age be x
son’s age + half of dad’s age = dad’s age
22 + (1/2)x =x
22 + x/2 =x
44 + x = 2x
2x -x = 44
dad’s age is 44
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But not too much Guinness!!!!
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“With the new iPad we’ve taken an experience that millions love and made it better.”
“The amazing new iPad. A new affordable price for the amazing iPad 2. Amazing software like iPhoto? and the rest of the iWork suite.”
~ quad-core A5X. “It makes everything you do feel real fast and? smooth.”?
But, still 10 hour battery life.
A sharper screen and a faster processor
The iPad will go on sale in the U.S. and six other countries, including Canada, next Friday
Prices will start at $499 US. Versions capable of accessing cellular networks will cost $629 to $829.
New display sharper than the high-definition television set in the living room.
New iPad iPhoto Features: You can add notes and text if you like, a calendar to show days, and it even grabs the date from the photo EXIF
iPhoto for iOS $4.99 today ready to download
New iPad is called the iPad
Many people from around the world will
celebrate the arrival of the
Year of the Dragon today,
the most auspicious in the Chinese zodiac.
A Poem about the Dragon
I am an unquenchable fire,
The center of all energy,
The stout heroic heart.
I am truth and light,
I hold power and glory in my sway.
Disperses dark clouds.
I have been chosen
To tame the Fates.
I AM THE DRAGON.
The Year of the Dragon
begins on January 23, 2012 and ends on February 9, 2013.
The Dragon of 2012 is a Water Dragon
Water has a calming effect on the Dragon’s temperament. Water re-directs the Dragon’s enthusiasm, and increases his perceptive of others. These Dragons are excellent at taking a step back to re-evaluate a situation as they understand the art of patience and desire the spotlight less than other Dragons. They make smart decisions and are able to see eye-to-eye with other people.
The dragon used to be the symbol of the Chinese emperor. The emperors throne was called the “Dragon throne” and according to the Confucian ideal the whole earth should be influenced in a positive way by the shining example of the emperors life. People born in the Year of the Dragon are in good health, bursting with energy, long-living, easy to irritate, impatient and obstinate.
The Chinese Year of the Dragon is in 2012. Astrology is part of Chinese life. In Chinese astrology dragon people excel. The dragon Chinese zodiac year is special.
In Chinese astrology the dragon was seen as a powerful almighty king because it was made up of different parts of animals such as a tiger, fish, snake and an eagle.
The Chinese dragon was not seen as a threatening evil being as we do in the west – rather a symbol of power, superiority and rule.
Still today, the Dragon is a revered symbol. You can see many sculptures and carvings of the dragon. Even today, the Chinese associate the dragon with power and wisdom.
In Chinese astrology a dragon person is special. Born in the Chinese Year of the Dragon they usually stand out as befits a dragon. They are powerful and wise.
According to Chinese Five Element Astrology Calendar, 2012 is the Year of Water Dragon . The color of Water in Five Elements system is related to Black. Therefore we can say 2012 is a Black Dragon, Water Dragon or Black Water Dragon year.
“Come not between the dragon and his wrath.”
“Fire leaped from the dragon’s jaws. He circled for a while high in the air above them lighting all the lake; the trees by the shores shone like copper and like blood with leaping shadows of dense black at their feet.”
~ J.R.R Tolkien
Confucius and the Dragon
Confucius thought of Laozi, the founder of Taoism, as a dragon. It was said that he paid a special visit to Laozi in Luoyi. After he came back, he was excited and shouted: I see the dragon! Laozi’s expression and deep thought on life made him resemble a dragon.
It is said that two dragons fell from heaven and landed on the roof of the house when Confucius was born.
The Confucius Temple ranks with Beijing’s Forbidden City and the summer resort of Chengde as one of the three great classical architectural complexes in China.
The Hall of Great Achievements is the temple’s grandest building, its most striking feature being 28 stone pillars carved with bas-relief dragons, dating from around 1500. Each pillar has nine gorgeous dragons, coiling around clouds and pearls towards the roof. There is nothing comparable in the Forbidden City in Beijing, and when emperors came to visit, the columns were covered with yellow silk to prevent imperial jealousy.
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