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Doomsday Preppers

What type of disaster (Doomsday) will end the World as we know it?

(Teotwawki)

Doomsday Examples that Preppers use:

Solar Flares, Climate Change, Aliens, Earthquakes, World War 111, Deadly Virus, food shortage, oil shortage, Rebellion on the 99% against the 1%, or some great Cataclysmic Event?

Regardless of the cause of Teotwawki, many ordinary citizens are preparing for Doomsday!

 They are known as ”preppers.”

OR

Teotwawki Doomers

YOYO: You’re On Your Own

Survivalists

Disateroids

Collapists  

Freeze dried specialists

 The zombie patrollers

Hoarders

NINJA: No Income, No Job or Assets

Peaknik: An adherent of Peak Oil Theory.

Fools

There is even an app for Doomsday Preppers!

The Preppers Bible app

Even Costco has jumped on the Doomsday bandwagon, delivering survival kits in handy backpacks for preppers— enough food for two weeks, knives, a hatchet, duct tape, a tent and first-aid kit.

But what do Preppers do after 2 weeks? 

After a great deal of research and thought, I have come to the conclusion that Preppers are wasting their time. After all, what’s the point in living in a world without the internet, Facebook, Google+, TV, Pinterest, and Twitter?

If you can’t recharge your iPad, then you have nothing!

Safe places to be on December 21, 2012 to avoid the End of the World:

http://www.e-forwards.com/2012/12/mayan-calendar-end-of-the-world-coming-soon/

However, if you believe that you can survive the end of the world, then you might be interested in this sign: