At a Valentine’s Day Party, the mother of the little girl who was hosting the party, overheard Little Johnny talking to his friend.
“Oh, I really love her,” said Little Johnny.
“I would love her too, if she were mine,” agreed his friend.
“I love the way she walks, and the way she moves, and her eyes are a beautiful brown color.”
“You’re very lucky,” said his friend.
“And do you know what I like the best?” asked Little Johnny. “I love the way she kisses my ear.”
“Little Johnny,” the mother said, “I couldn’t help listening to your lovely words. I think it’s so cute that you love your girlfriend so much!”
“My girlfriend?!” said Little Johnny, very surprised. “I was talking about my dog!”
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