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My Wife and the Job Interview – Speling doesnt mattor

My wife and I operate an expanding business and we needed to hire a new employee. I through this application in the garbage. My wife (without me knowing) replied to Bryan!
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To hoom it mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.
I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..
I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,
Pepole really seam to respond
to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.
I no my spelling is not to good but fi nd that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.
My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
BRYAN
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short – below is a pickture of me.
My wife’s response:
Dear Bryan ,
It’s OK honey, we’ve got spell check.
See you Monday.
AND THAT’S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED…


My wife and I operate a small but growing business and we needed to hire a new employee. I threw this application in the garbage. SHE (without me knowing) replied to Bryan!

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To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..

I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,

Pepole really seam to respond

to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not to good but fi nd that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRYAN

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short – below is a pickture of me.

My wife’s response:

Dear Bryan ,

It’s OK honey, we’ve got spell check.

See you Monday.

M

AND THAT’S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED…

What does she see in Bryan? I bet he doesn’t even drink beer and watch TV!

and I was going to hire Kim Kardashian http://www.e-forwards.com/2010/12/kim-kardashian-most-popular-search-term-in-2010-why/

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